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The Neverending Story

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posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 04:02 PM
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all of his minions, and his band of merry men (sorry girls, you'll have to stay and protect the chillins), to go forth and seek out the followers of that dastardly villain that created the opposing thread, .............




posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 01:00 AM
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The blasphemous raggedy "ragster" Who doth though thinketh tough are? No way can he steal my hard earned knights and yet not posteth himself aponth the sacred ground! So Xeros went on a quest to the land of "BTS improv" to preach the love from the knights of the looming crusade to bring people upon the sacred ground named "Neverending"............Dyyaaahh!


[edit on 26-7-2006 by Xeros]



posted on Jul, 28 2006 @ 04:07 AM
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And so it came to be. The Almighty Xeros and his minions, including the chariot repairman; that wizard of technology, the Great Mechanic; they all gathered the very next day, after having waffles for beakfast, to explore what lies a..

They travelled far, and by the 30th moon they had reached their final destination, which was....



posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 07:51 AM
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a cave whereby a scruffy traveller named "Bob" resided who told them not to venture further or.................................................................



posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 09:04 AM
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They would have to give him his first sponge bath in thirteen years, thirteen days and thirteen hours.

Needless to say our heroes...



posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 09:43 AM
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ended up scrubbing "Bob" down and ventured into the cave, only to find



posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 10:56 AM
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Originally posted by dirty_underground
ended up scrubbing "Bob" down and ventured into the cave, only to find


by scrubbing Bob down, Zergomes started to infest his body and work their way up to his brain by way of his intestines. The only thing that will possibly save him might be......


[edit on 9-2-2007 by Realtruth]



posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 11:36 AM
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a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. If the stick is stuck in far enough, his brain will be exposed; and the means to remove from it the Zergomes, could then be utilized. The way that they were removed, was.........



posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 02:33 PM
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with a rusty ice cream scoop. It wasn't apparent why Bob needed this treatment but they set to work. After much time and effort.................................



posted on Feb, 12 2007 @ 05:40 AM
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Bob passed away. *RIP*

The following morning, XEROS and his band of merry-makers and assorted minions, crossed the great sea, where they were met by none other than....



posted on Mar, 20 2007 @ 01:13 PM
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Rosie O'donnell and Donald Trump. With a startled look apon their faces, they proceeded to..........



posted on Mar, 20 2007 @ 10:28 PM
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see if if Trumps hair was real or not. About that time his hair started



posted on Mar, 21 2007 @ 10:34 AM
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to peel away and beneath there was something quite extaordinary, there was a.......................................



posted on Mar, 21 2007 @ 10:42 AM
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a knome in clown makeup who was naked and unashamed.



posted on Mar, 21 2007 @ 11:15 AM
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The gnome was very friendly and said that he would "grant three wishes" for Rosie o'donnell. The first thing that she wished for was............................

[edit on 21-3-2007 by Xeros]



posted on Mar, 22 2007 @ 04:29 AM
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was to be liked by the public. The gnome granted that wish by turning her into



posted on Mar, 23 2007 @ 04:20 PM
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an apple pie which was eaten there and then by Donald Trump. The Gnome then told an important secret which was...............



posted on Mar, 24 2007 @ 12:42 PM
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The gnome said,"I am on a mission from God to kill alien greys for his glory. Won't you join me?"



posted on Mar, 25 2007 @ 04:01 PM
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Tonight we will embark on a.......................



posted on Mar, 25 2007 @ 06:35 PM
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Iron Chef battle against Jusso Luthapuro and his asian cooker allies. We boarded the giant monorail kitty only to find




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