The Neverending Story

...a thingamajig!!!...no, its a watchamacallit!!!!....wait, I'll get it. Oh, you remember....we saw one on vacation. When Doris van De Koodledor got her uh-ohs caught in the revolving door? Remember that? You don't? Hmph, I woulda' swore you were there....anyway, she turned and.....

stranger with mysterious eyes......

threw up all over her...

whence came forth an amazing man from Barcelona. He had magical powers, he bestowed upon the next person he encountered on his journey,...

the task of locating the holy grail, as well as excalibur..............

the next to post here shall step up to the challenging task lain before him....

And that person would be........

JACKofBLADES!!!

I accept your quest Barcelonian man and I will get right on it.
Right after I have some jambalaya (on the bayou)!

In the meantime........

A filthy little troll was....................

....spraypainting unflattering graffiti about Xeros on water towers across the nation. Hunted by an elite squad of filthy little troll trappers, the filthy little troll managed to stay just ahead of the hounds by.....

leaving small turds to distract from his scent. The troll managed to seek refuge in a cave where he.......................

..found a small golden ring...no wait, wrong story...where he discovered the secret entrance to a...

Propaganda Shed, he then started to Plot against the powers at be, He Pulled out his "How to commit terrorism" By George W. Bush, and Started building Propaganda an Weapons to unleash apon a unwary world. That night He started...............

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Sexing up evidence of WMD's in the Middle East, all to get his greedy little hands on...

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..the last bottle of apple juice. He couldn't believe his good fortune.....

until he tasted the sweet nectar and realised it was disgusting wine. The label on the bottle read......................................

"Apple Turkish Blend" Import by the Osama Family, the Harsh Liquor set his throat a blaze, he then set out for a glass of water, he open his cabniet an..............

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.....out came Osama Bin Laden. He had some water for President Bush. George Bush took the glass of water and.....



-tts

immediately gave himself an enema (sorry) and in the mess that followed George Bush found a..............................

..Secretary of Defense! Now we know! After hosing off the piece of #$%&*@@, George pleaded the Dept. of Interior to get the plot back on line, so the stage crew moved everything around and our hero mounted his valiant steed and spurring the stallions flanks, thundered off to....

rescue the steretypical damsel in distress.
Only this time the 'damsel' was a 'man', and 'distress' was 'in drag'.

Nevertheless the hero knew his duty and.......

bravely and heroically carried out the tasks set before him. He travelled to the town of..............