..........But he was only a CIA operative to spy on the US citizens who protested against Russia's rule. He learned that the protesters wanted to eat
burgers, not pirashki, so he quit CIA, went back to Russia and told the government to legalize burgers in the Russian state of USA. Then Russian
soldier reported Russia's successful rule to the three Amigos. However, something didn't seem right.................
MrPenny spoketh up, and sayeth..."Verily, we need not the Xeros, for he poorly wieldeth his sword. Forsooth, he has problems hitting the chamber pot
forthwith." Tightly gatheringeth his minions, he packeth them into ye olde cigar box and declareth.."Say honny nonny, and a hot cha cha, I
disturbed by the odd glitches that doth occur amongst this storyline. Gathering his wits, (at least half of them), MrPenny speaketh with Mechanic.
pssst....maybe we should boot Xeros out of here and take over, ya' know?.....get our own piece of the action....what sayeth?
So while the Russian Soldier is saving the world, he encounters another problem.
The Zeon Aliens from the 27 Dimension invade the planet which is too much for the Soldier to handle.......He calls on..............
Lichtenstein. Yes, the landlocked principality of approximately 34000 residents is secretly the world's pre-eminent military force. This hereditary
constitutional monarchy on a democratic and parliamentary basis has been surreptitiously stockpiling......
Geese, after being informed of rumours that the feathers of geese contain a material essential for nuclear weapon proliferation. However, what they
didn't know, was that every goose in the country had been.....
fattened to the point of obesity in anticipation of the annual pate' festival. Unable to cram thousands of morbidly fat geese into the automated
plucking machines (I said plucking), the citizens took matters into their own hands. Outside observers were heard to comment "look at them
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