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The Neverending Story

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posted on May, 12 2006 @ 10:58 AM
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A strange Black Monolith!
And in the presence of this monolith, there was this piercing noise. And when the sun eclipsed the monolith,......................




posted on May, 12 2006 @ 01:31 PM
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...............And then a crazy and tough russian soldier named Russian Soldier took over the world. However, the kindness deep in his heart made him...............



posted on May, 12 2006 @ 01:51 PM
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become a CIA Operative so he could post this on BTS..........



posted on May, 12 2006 @ 03:36 PM
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..........But he was only a CIA operative to spy on the US citizens who protested against Russia's rule. He learned that the protesters wanted to eat burgers, not pirashki, so he quit CIA, went back to Russia and told the government to legalize burgers in the Russian state of USA. Then Russian soldier reported Russia's successful rule to the three Amigos. However, something didn't seem right.................



posted on May, 13 2006 @ 04:02 AM
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the townspeople were restless, and their Great Leader, Xeros has been missing once again. They searched high and low. Then suddenly..........



posted on May, 13 2006 @ 02:28 PM
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MrPenny spoketh up, and sayeth..."Verily, we need not the Xeros, for he poorly wieldeth his sword. Forsooth, he has problems hitting the chamber pot forthwith." Tightly gatheringeth his minions, he packeth them into ye olde cigar box and declareth.."Say honny nonny, and a hot cha cha, I am........



posted on May, 13 2006 @ 09:06 PM
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.....the one and only.....RUSSIAN SOLDIER!.....................



posted on May, 13 2006 @ 09:17 PM
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.....Saves the world once again..........



posted on May, 13 2006 @ 10:07 PM
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disturbed by the odd glitches that doth occur amongst this storyline. Gathering his wits, (at least half of them), MrPenny speaketh with Mechanic. pssst....maybe we should boot Xeros out of here and take over, ya' know?.....get our own piece of the action....what sayeth?



posted on May, 13 2006 @ 10:17 PM
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.......and mechanic replies: How about lets save the world, hmmm?........



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 06:22 PM
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So while the Russian Soldier is saving the world, he encounters another problem.
The Zeon Aliens from the 27 Dimension invade the planet which is too much for the Soldier to handle.......He calls on..............



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 10:24 PM
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.........the Russian army, navy, marines, airforce, spetsnaz, and the FSB (to those of you who don't know what it is, its a replacement for KGB) to help him..............



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 08:37 AM
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but the colonizing force was too much for one country to handle. Thus, the Russian Sodier, also called upon the assistance of.........



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 09:54 AM
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Lichtenstein. Yes, the landlocked principality of approximately 34000 residents is secretly the world's pre-eminent military force. This hereditary constitutional monarchy on a democratic and parliamentary basis has been surreptitiously stockpiling......



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 09:57 AM
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Geese, after being informed of rumours that the feathers of geese contain a material essential for nuclear weapon proliferation. However, what they didn't know, was that every goose in the country had been.....



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 10:08 AM
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fattened to the point of obesity in anticipation of the annual pate' festival. Unable to cram thousands of morbidly fat geese into the automated plucking machines (I said plucking), the citizens took matters into their own hands. Outside observers were heard to comment "look at them pluckers go...."



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 10:14 AM
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...while children ran around trying to beat the obese geese to death, ready for their imminent plucking.

But it wasn't to be. As the population was franticly plucking geese, a great...........



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:22 PM
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mother goose was rummaging through their homes in frustration and anger. The villiagers didn't realise until....................



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 12:37 PM
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The sound of metal footsteps resounded throughout the small town. The air was permeated with screams as a legion of cybermen marched through the streets

"we are human.2 you will be like us" People were captured to be processed, and those that didn't comply were deleted. Only one person could stop the mechanical menace and that was.....



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 05:43 PM
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of course the one and only indestructible Russian Soldier who would not quit unless.....



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