The Neverending Story

decided to walk through Central Park shooting up the trees. Because he was fueled by his alcohol consumption obsession . Soon this man came across a nun with a giant wooden stick in her hand, the man looked at her and said "...

I must be dreaming. He then woke up with a hangover. Too much booze, he noted on the night before. He vowed.............

to swear off alcohol and in celebration..had a highball. Rummaging through his rucksack, he proudly displayed his..........

trophy and plaque, which state he is the winner on the 'Last to Post Wins!' thread....

ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!

The alarm's ringing woke him up. It was all a dream. No trophy, no plaque...nothing to show for all of the hard work, the sweat, the blood, and most of all, the bribes to important administrators.

He slips stepping into the shower and..............

suddenly comes to his senses, and realises it was not a dream after all. The plaque and trophy are right there where he left them, next to his personal copy of the Zapruder film, and his tinfoil hat.

And that was the end of the story. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, and goodbye.

uh, excuse me...did someone forget wecomeinpeace's bribe?

... just as he thought the story was over, up over the hill in front of him, he saw a glimmering white city.. and alas! He was seeing Minas Tirith finally, his journey now complete. But a new task lay before him, he reminded himself that he needed to..

consult with the Great Thread Creator Xeros, as he had forgotten his other instructions. Xeros was a mighty leader, and the townspeople declared....

But they were cut short when Xeros suddenly arreared before their eyes surrounded by magical sprites and green smoke and proclaimed.............................

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"Wanna' hit?"....

Ha ha, just kidding. Actually he proclaimed that henceforth, Mechanic 32 should be known as Lancelot and, "where's the cookies, I'm starving?".....

Thus, from now on cookies were plentiful in the town. But alas, no cows were allowed! , so no milk.

The townspeople had to resort to drinking instead,..........



*AKA Lancelot and Win-a-little*

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which caused some people to die a strange death and then come back as zombies
with a fetish for raw pigs and cell phones..........

which in itself is odd, as they were drinking not alcoholic beverages, but rather,.................

turnip juice:w:. which was laced with........................................

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unleaded gasoline, in order to improve its taste. Getting sick of the story-line, our hero gathers his minions (he keeps them in a little bag hanging from his belt), and strikes out to the west, seeking.............

knowledge and weapons, and of course beautiful women! Xeros and his minions then trekked forward, to the town of Babel. Where they were greetd by...........

a band of "Knights of Nee!", fearing for their lives... the brave adventurers...

crawled back into Xeros' pouch, and sent forth....................