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posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 02:04 PM
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...terrified hordes scrambled to get out of the doomed city. The panicked population plugged the city portals. Jetfighters screamed overhead while Abrams battle tanks manuevered on city thoroughfares. Someone cried out, "What fool looked in TrollDinner's eyes!!?"
A stockbroker answered, "Not me".
The paperboy replied, "Me neither".
"Has anyone actually seen the Ban-inator?"
"Nope, not me".
False alarm......The weary citizens resumed the vigilant watch, in anticipation of.....




posted on Apr, 26 2006 @ 03:52 PM
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the riddle which was to be answered by the grand master Jedi. The riddle was pondered for many hours by Xeros, and so the search began. In milk I end, but in water do not. You can't find me in mushrooms, but might find me in pot. What am I?..............................



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 02:06 AM
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A unicorn?


I really have no idea



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 02:28 AM
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In milk I end, but in water do not. You can't find me in mushrooms, but might find me in pot. What am I?..............................


And so Xeros said "Try a search on milk." I'm not sure how hard it is because I made it myself, however it is definately coherent. And so the saga continued untill....................



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 10:29 AM
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..while the citizenry huddled together, and rumours sprang up; did The Great Thread Creator kill his own thread?....



posted on Apr, 27 2006 @ 12:13 PM
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The question was brought up: Is the legal status of ATS thread murderers jeopardized in light of the current rules and regulations? Most legal advisors believed that an out-of-court settlement was the best option, unless, of course,...



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 09:35 PM
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the answer was grass! Grass, D'you hear me? And so the courts ruled that everyone sould be executed by..........................................



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 10:00 PM
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..by repeated slappings of a wet noodle. Ow. Ow. Ow. Please stop. Ow. The citizenry rolled its eyes, spoke behind closed doors...Oh, a marijuana reference....Is The Great Thread Creator a......?........



posted on Apr, 28 2006 @ 10:26 PM
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Druggie. No not for at least a year. but I love to have sexual intercourse with plants. I find that bamboo gives me the most pleasure so far. However don't want to digress on my interest in the flora (not fauna you filth) But (k)No(w), Drugs r bad mmmmmmmmmkay.
And the people of BTS were clensed thereforth of anymore disgraceful references to drugs. and the first to agree was..................................


[edit on 28-4-2006 by Xeros]



posted on Apr, 29 2006 @ 01:33 AM
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Molly Sanctum??!who ever she is..........



posted on Apr, 29 2006 @ 12:01 PM
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...or rather, wherever she might be at the present moment, nearly ten years after she vanished, as described in Fred Hu's fictionalized narration, "The Molly S. Matter", which he managed to link to the Chesapeake Fraud Affair, the fact is that, supposing she went into hiding and is alive and swell in Andorra...



posted on Apr, 29 2006 @ 04:07 PM
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...penning her autobiography, the story that threatens to shake the world to its very foundations, when it is revealed that she is actually.....



posted on Apr, 29 2006 @ 07:52 PM
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a he, whos name is............................



posted on Apr, 29 2006 @ 09:22 PM
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....Xeros...

Oh....My.....God......

Borat is simply a misdirection! Finally, the mystery of Molly Sanctum is finally solved. Unless of course, I'm completely wrong and......



posted on Apr, 30 2006 @ 01:41 AM
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by the way, Omega85 has never been seen in these parts. So the townspeople may never learn the 'real' truth. Confused by disinformation by the Thread Creator, the Town Council sent out a messenger, to seek out Omega85, and ...................



posted on May, 2 2006 @ 12:02 PM
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...bring back good news. Otherwise his head would be lopped off, in keeping with the ancient Greek tradition. In order to make sure that he came back, no matter how awful the news, ...



posted on May, 7 2006 @ 04:22 PM
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He travelled in captivity with armed escorts. Penalty for trying to escape his duties was................



posted on May, 7 2006 @ 08:35 PM
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being forced to listen to fingernails scraping a blackboard. The alternative is even worse, being..........



posted on May, 7 2006 @ 10:16 PM
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having Ben Stein give you a foot massage while you listen to him talk about politics in early 18th century Britain. However, you see it much for fit that you...



posted on May, 7 2006 @ 10:22 PM
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decide to abruptly change the subject, and order him to put your foot down, and leave it alone.

The next day, he...............



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