Real-Life Stupid People
Posted By Richard
I went to McDonalds. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6,9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
'We don't have a half-dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
' You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?'
'That's right.' so I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
- Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Phillies manager
[Edited on 5/6/2004 by SamaraMorgueAnn]