Hilarious Vintage Recipe Cards

Grady's Catalogue thread reminded me of these vintage Weight Watcher recipe cards that someone once showed me. They are a crack-up! Especially the captions. I was ROFLMAO!

Here's just a "taste":

Bean and Mushroom Salad

I hope that you can see that this is a jellied salad. Do you see it glisten? Do you require a close-up to understand that these beans and mushrooms and pimiento strips are one solid, glistening mass? Okay!

See how the Ceramic Mushroom Family has gathered to show their children what happens to bad little mushrooms.

Onion Sauce

They call this "onion sauce" but it looks more like the end of a snuff film to me. Yep. Fish snuff. Die, fish, die.

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Enjoy!

very good i like this one

Once upon a time the world was young and the words "mackerel" and "pudding" existed far, far away from one another.

One day, that all changed. And then, whoever was responsible somehow thought the word fluffy would help.

Oh, and eggs, too.

for the fluffy mackerel pudding which , btw ive seen more palatable looking road kill

puke

jellied meals are just...








excuse me, i have to go to the washroom.

:shk:

Once upon a time the world was young and the words "mackerel" and "pudding" existed far, far away from one another.

One day, that all changed. And then, whoever was responsible somehow thought the word fluffy would help.

Oh, and eggs, too.

You've got to be kidding me! That's some nasty stuff there.