Who would win a fight between...

Dirty Harry pistol whips him with the .44 magnum , and goes on to face starsky and hutch in a handicap match

Dirty Harry easily takes it and faces off with Rambo

Must be Rambo II, so I go with Dirty Harry.

Now, Dirty Harry vs Superman!

I'd give that to Superman in less then 15 seconds.

Next up for Superman is Neo from the Matrix.

Neo will jump into Superman's chest and make him explode in a burst of green and black coding.

Neo advances to face Ollie North in a proxy war with Neo controlling Afghanistan and Ollie, true to life, working on Iran behind the scenes.

Neo versus Obi Wan from Star Wars.

Two guys that get alot stronger after they are killed and come back from the dead.

And you know Yoda doesnt want to be left out.

Neo eventually gets the best of the old man, even though he loses a nard





Neo v/s Jan Michael Vincent in a sissy slap fight

Neo who then takes on the Hulk

The Hulk smashes his fist down on Neo's head again and again as the sunglassed one stubbornly repeats, "there is no spoon...there is no spoon..." until he is nothing but a mashed puddle of gooey meat on the floor.

David Copperfield steps into the ring...

while the referee is distracted by copperfield's illusions, his beautiful assistant take the hulk out with a folding chair.


and richard simmons steps into the ring in his short-shorts...

David Copperfield is eradicated from existence by the short-shorts of peril.

Enters Dani Filth from "Cradle of Filth" screamed in a rather high pitched way.


[edit on 31/3/06 by whyfish]

Originally posted by whyfish

David Copperfield is eradicated from existence by the short-shorts of peril.

Enters Dani Filth from "Cradle of Filth" screamed in a rather high pitched way.

The screaming freak is no match for a short pair of shorts...

Now it's Richard Simmons vs Jack La Lanne

[edit on 31-3-2006 by Peronemlin]

Jack Lalaine at 95 years old is too much of a man for the short shorts. He grabs little Richards afro and with one flick of the wrist snaps his neck like a Twix bar.





.....and from out of the shadows steps the most dangerous man on the fitness circuit....Tony Little

Then Spiderman comes out and webs him to the ground and stomps his lungs out his mouth.

Tony Little wins with a crushing gliiiide

And next up is the one....the only.....Prince!



[edit on 31/3/2006 by SportyMB]

Tony Little wins

next out is THE GOVERNATOR

Arnold crushes Tony......the gliiiide does'nt stand a chance against the T-1000

And next up is Michael Jackson.....

Arnold eats Jackson's heart for his reptilian sustainance.

Next, Action Jesus, with Kung-Fu grip.

Arnold is revealed as the Antichrist. Jesus casts him into the Lake of Fire.

Jesus retires the belt because no one can beat the K of K's.

New challengers...

Red corner: Donald Rumsfeld

Blue Corner: Captain Kirk

[edit on 2006-3-31 by wecomeinpeace]

Rumsfeld opens with crane style, but James T. Kirk is too much of a man for him. After cornering Rumsfeld, Kirk uses his most deadly weapon of overacting, causing Rummy to swallow his own tongue and drown in his own spittle.



NEXT up - Capt. Kirk v/s T.J. Hooker in a Bizarro battle royal.