Who would win a fight between...

Tito Ortiz is a UFC fighter, and he quickly wins in a KO!

Ortiz is coming head on with Andre the Giant

Originally posted by chissler
Tito Ortiz is a UFC fighter, and he quickly wins in a KO!

Ortiz is coming head on with Andre the Giant

Ortiz takes out Andre's knees and then chokes his head off. Chuck Liddell then comes out.

ill say ortiz by a messy ko , out steps the beast bob sapp

Ortiz and Liddell... ahh I have to go with Liddell. My last glimpse of him was KO'ing Randy pretty swiftly, so he takes the dubya.

Chuck Liddell (UFC Fighter) is going up against Condoleezza Rice.

Condie is a reptilian you know. With anal probe in one hand and ray-gun in the other she wins a most unpleasant victory.

Hillary Clinton is up.

Rice takes this win hands down. Clinton is off hiding in her cave.

Condie is taking on Paul Tagliabue for the job of Commissioner in the NFL

Originally posted by chissler
Rice takes this win hands down. Clinton is off hiding in her cave.

Condie is taking on Paul Tagliabue for the job of Commissioner in the NFL

Tags crushes her and Gene Upshaw comes out

Paul Tag wins again and is moving on.

Paul Tagliabue is taking on Bud Selig

Tags moves on and takes on Dick Butkus

Dick takes the win here and is going head on with Terry Bradshaw

Bradshaw wins and takes on the Hair Club for Men.

Yes, I'm drinking.

[edit on 8-4-2006 by intrepid]

Terry wins and the Football Wars continue...

Let's see how he fares against DA COACH! (Mike Ditka)

Edit to correct error

[edit on 8-4-2006 by The Vagabond]

Ditka wins and takes on the Tuna.

Ditka not only wins but runs up the score on him to make a point.

I think we all know there's only one way to get Ditka out of this game...

He's taking on Al Davis- Owner of the Raiders. Everything that man touches instantly falls apart.

Ditka wins and faces Cowher. It's over.

Cowher is an unstoppable force. He rolls on with little difficulty.

Now we have Bill Cowher vs. Bill Belicheck

Bill Belichek because what is that others guys last name says it all. Cower

I put Belichek against his Star quarterback, Tom Brady.

Coach takes out the QB, I don't see Brady winning without Bill

Coach Bill vs. Don Shula

Shula is like, the winningest coach ever, so of course he'll win this.

I pit him against the "Da Bears" guys from SNL.

Ditka already had his day here, so mr. da bears is gonna get da-stroyed, Shula advances.

He faces Big Bird.