posted on Mar, 24 2006 @ 09:46 PM
As I sip on a glass of Dewar's scotch I would like to introduce myself! I previously registered as Onsop in 2004. I got the name Onsop from the
reverse of Posno which i got from akwardly writing Porno on my 10th grade locker. Through using IRC and googling i learned that "posno" means
"fasting" or "vegan" food in Serbian. Now dont get me wrong, I love a bloody steak, but "onsop" is satanic/sacreligous of "posno". So whenever
my stomach would gurgle and I was using the handle onsop, I couldnt help but wonder. The only website I found that has a free Serbian, German, English
translator, that contains "posno", is www.krstarica.com...
, but on that website it only lists "posno mieko" which means
skim milk. Then i found a travel website properly defining "posno" in an article about travelers butt barf in Serbia!
As for GlassRunner, I got that from running through a glass door when i was 5! 20 years later and I still have the scars to prove it. Now of course
your thinking "how the hell did he manage that?".Well it was like the scene in a movie where the actor narrowly escapes the room through the closing
door. These guys got it easy since the doors always close at a steady speed. The door i went through slammed shut when the hydrolics gave way.
Of course the name GlassRunner will often remind me of the unfortunate event, but make me comfortable with it. Plus it sounds better than onsop.
Damn now im sober! Time for more scotch!