posted on Mar, 24 2006 @ 11:43 AM
...it all started late last night. I was feeling peckish and found my way to the local Mr. Sub shop. Proceeded to order a foot long roasted turkey
breast sub with all the fixins and a bag of chips to boot.
Ate sub, went to bed. Bad move.
I usually stay up for a couple of hours after eating (health reasons obviously) but last night I was so completely exhausted that once I became fat
with sub I was totally rendered useless and was forced into a sleepy submission while my dinner made a slow conga line down my esophagus.
Woke up at 3:45am to some fierce belly pains. Felt as though I needed to poot
out a penguin. Cramps, gurgles... and even hissing noises
ensued, it was an all out assault. I was afraid to fart. I proceeded to run to the bathroom where I made a triple lundi for the Pepto Bismal.
I do not take the stuff but know that it's there. I did not want to be up with gut rot so I took two and went back to bed (story edited for readers
I woke up this morning with my mouth feeling pretty damn chalky. Almost as though I spent the night cleaning blackboards with my tongue. I went into
the bathroom and looked in the mirror... and sure enough.... my tongue was black.
Now... my tongue is normally clean, healthy and pink so you can imagine the shock and awe that took place.
Anyhow, here's a picture of my tongue before a good scrubbing.
What the hell made my tongue go black!?!?!?!? I've asked almost 10 people who've used Pepto Bismal in the past and they've all stated that they
have no idea what caused it and that they had never experienced those 'symptoms'.
I brush my teeth before bed so no wise cracks!
DAMN YOU PEPTO TONGUE!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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[edit on 24-3-2006 by Benevolent Heretic]