posted on Mar, 20 2006 @ 01:40 PM
I have come with a plan which involves only one person.
How?? I hear you ask.
Well what the said person, call him BOB, would do is travel to Las Vegas first and memerise the way to Area 51 from Vegas. Then this person travels
about three quarters of the way there by a manner of transportation car, jeep whatever. Then Bob would slip into the Eagle Costume he conviently
created in his spare time. He would then go up to the top of a hill overlooking Area 51 and wait until noon. then, using the technology of batman's
cape in Batman Begins, leap off the hill and glide efortlessly down and land in Area 51. Then slip into his alien costume concealed within the eagle
suit(cause they'd be used to aliens walking around and, using the blueprints Bob bought from a shady guy in a bar, find the entrance to the TOP
SECRET RESEARCH LAB and slip inside. Steal or photograph whatever Bob wants info on to present to the National press.
Succeding at this he then slips into his army costume and strolls out the front gade. EAAAASSSSYYYYY! No?
I have spotted a minor flaw in this, finding an alien/eagle/soldier costume that actually looks realistic and a batman style cape wing thing would
probably involve breaking into Area 51 or an equivalent base to aquire this in the first place.
But other than that it is a perfect plan. What do you think??
[edit on 20-3-2006 by Lawless]