but are you an american citizen...
not that it matters well does it?...
is the global community allowed to mention or pursuade american politics...
or should american politics pursuade the global community...

it dosent even matter...
but lives should be respected and view as with less weight than a life...

-You believe John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than Osama bin Laden

i do.
 
-You think President Bush lied to the nation but his predecessor did not.

not a decent choice. they both lied. don't blame me, i voted for kodos.
 
-You believe President Bush is too dumb to be President and Arnold Schwarzenegger is too dumb to be Governor of California, but the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Eddie Vedder and Jeanine Garofalo are qualified to discourse at length on foreign policy.

i believe bush and arnie are too EVIL.
 
-You believe all conservatives are racist, but do not think minorities can ever succeed without Affirmative Action.

honk if you're an idiot.
 
-You can't decide which is worse: the Patriot Act or the Patriot Missile.

patriot act is MUCH worse.
 
-You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Yasser Arafat were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not.

bush wasn't, what's that got to do with the other three? nada.
 
-You root for prisoners when they escape from our oppressive prisons, but oppose allowing poor children to escape from failing public schools.

what a steaming pile.
 
-You support every kind of "diversity" on campus, except political orientation.

huh? that's stupid. "lefties" come in two brands, liberal and conservative. just like "righties".
 
-You support banning the smoking of tobacco and legalizing marijuana.

i support the legalizing of all substance and the revoking of all oppressive laws that remove free will from restaurant and bar owners and citizens.

-You are enraged by the so-called mistreatment of Muslim prisoners (who have gained weight while dining on their specially prepared Koran-approved meals) at Guantanamo Bay, but believe the world should have stood idly by while Saddam Hussein filled mass graves.

media hype.
 
-You have found where the right to an abortion is written in the Constitution but cannot find where the Constitution provides for a right to keep and bear arms.

to each his own.
 
-You support campus speech codes that ban pick-up lines and amorous gazes, but never spoke out against President Clinton's physical sexual harassment in the White House.

do you come here often? can i buy you a drink?
 
-You applauded Jimmy Carter for talking about human rights in foreign policy but opposed George W. Bush for doing something about human rights.

wankers all.
 
-You believe that trial lawyers taking 33 to 40 percent of a plaintiff's recovery in lawsuits is just about right, but the federal government taking this amount of our income in taxes is not nearly enough.

yeah, i want to be taxed 110% that would help.
 
-You believe the former Governor of a New England state with 608,827 people is more than adequately experienced to be President in 2004, but the Governor of a Southwestern state with 21,325,018 people was completely unprepared in 2000.

i claim ignorance on this one. who cares about the old boys song and dance?
 
-You agree with Toni Morrison that President Clinton was "the first black President," but didn't criticize Al Sharpton for recently labeling President Bush a "gang leader."

clinton's white(and a criminal). bush is a criminal.
 
-You believe we could get more truth out of the Pentagon if only Don Rumsfeld were replaced by Mohammed Al-Sahhaf.
 
no, eddie vedder.

-You believe evangelical Christians are destroying America but don't feel threatened by the radical Wahabbi sect of Islam.

zealots all.
 
-When it comes to violent crime, you believe in hating the crime but loving the criminal.

if the crime was raping me, and the culprit was denise richards, then i love the crime and the criminal.
 
-You support unlimited appeals for convicted criminals, but believe it is undemocratic for Californians to reverse their earlier mistake of electing Gray Davis.

snore.
 
-You believe U.S. exports of genetically modified foods pose a greater threat to African nations than corrupt dictators like Zimbabwe's Mugabe.

i believe apples are a bigger threat than oranges.
 
-You believe welfare is a fundamental human right and workfare is a human rights violation.

workfare hurts free enterprise. it is slave labour.
 
-You believe religion is a scourge on our society, but becoming one with Mother Nature by merging with the universal consciousness and harmonizing with lunar reverberations will save us.

it's verbal relunarations, may you snooze in the eternal breast of the earth mother.
 
-You believe President Bush is an environmental criminal for poisoning the water with arsenic, but have never complained about Saddam Hussein's devastating Iraq and Kuwait's environment by setting intentional oil well fires and committing genocide against the Marsh Arabs by draining their wetlands.

i believe apples are bigger criminals than oranges.
 
-Your car sports the bumper sticker saying that "it will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the military has to hold bake sales," but oppose allowing the U.S. military to volunteer recruitment tables on college campuses because of their "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

my sports car bumper sticker says, "war is good for business, invest your son."
 
If the above has successfully profiled you, congratulations! You have won a one-way ticket to Paris aboard the massive cruise ship, "The U.S.S.R. Michael Moore." Your ticket will be held at the nearest Dennis Kucinich for President rally. Matricular consular ID cards issued by foreign governments will be gladly accepted as identification.

chip me, "freeworld". nice smoke. nice mirrors.

and those who chose sides in the end loose...
it can be construed to suit whoever it is refering to...

Hey, great. Now I'm 100% sure that I'm not a leftist.

The truth is out there.

bigsage,

I am Canadian and I live one and one half hour drive from American border. Across Lake Ontario it is much shorter distance.

Many of my relatives are American.

I am not obsessed with American issues but you have little choice these days as everyone always talks about who is on top and not necessarily who is on them.

Rense sure knows how to make people laugh
That list has very little to do wih reality, its a typical copy of "either you're with us or against us", it implies that if you in any way disagree with the Goverment, you must be supporting the terrorists of some other state. The actual logical option, that you are simply supporting other political view of the same state, is nowhere to be found.
Rense article is a very simplified and misleading atempt to clasify political views, therefore instead of being serious it became satirical..... almost as satirical as Michael Moore, but still needs a lot of improvment.

A good laugh indeed