posted on Mar, 15 2006 @ 06:16 AM
Ok, it actually went down exactly like ConspiracyNut23 put it. i Was in a deep cave and all. Ok so here's the story. It all began with the
first extremely evolved human, it is said that humans every once and a while go through extreme evolution, and if it were not for this original man
who's name was sasparcho we would never would have evolved into thinking men we are today! He evolved with extreme mental abilities including
philosophical and mathamatical abilities and other now considered "occult" powers. It can be safely assertained that your intellegence is based
purely on how closely related you are to the original evolved man. The genes are now relatively dispersed in the general population however sasparcho
new the theory of evolution and genetic transferal, and he created a secret order called the sons of sasparcho to pass along his genes in the most
efficient and non inbred ways. The order still exists infact one of the most famous philosophers Hegel was a member of our order. It can also be noted
that Einstein and Lou Reed have a high degree of sasparchin blood despite their not being members of our order. Forget reptilians(they don't exist)
and the illuminati, we controlled them, the catholic church, the jews, the banks the weapons of mass destructian, al-quaeda and America. We trully
controll the world!!! There is nothing you can do about it. In a cave near Jerulasalem we have perserved sasparchos remains waiting for the day we can
clone him, and he will take over the world. Shoulsd I tell you the religion secret....
Oh what the heck you guys just draw it out of me. Here we go. We have created the bible. The god you know today was created soly through our genious
it was an answer to so many problems, first it gave you hope and a sense of meaning, and secondly it was a method to controll your ignorance, and
manipulate you to do our bidding. at the time the jews had the thickest concentration of sasparchin blood, so we told them to rape and pillage other
villages in order to preserve our bloodline. This is why the bible includeas such deeds. Are you guys satisfied now. And Jesus christ stop coming to
ATS now you know all the secrets of the world there is no more reason to study all the conspiracies you know all of it just from reading it right
here. If you have any questions about our order please post them here I will be glad to tell you anything.
As we say in our original sasparchin language "Hoaba unaba peneaba grandeaba, ilaba mioaba peneaba sonoaba cosìaba grandeaba hannoaba fattoaba unaba
filmaba denominatoaba Godzillaabana controaba ilaba mioaba dickaba"