Originally posted by masqua
"Mods" he cried, his eyes wild with fear, "kill this thread."
"Mhuahahaha!" The Lizard King laughed. "I shall this thread continue"
"Oh, no-o-oo!" Mr Bill shiverred in fear, a look of panic glazing his tearfilled eyes. "Why, Lizard King, why must you do this?'
"Mhauhaha" It laughed again. A liguid evil chortling sound. "It will be my greatest work...surpassing
simple slerpo."
.
"Noooooooooooooooooooo," cried Mr. Bill, as the Lizard King laughed even harder than before.
Nothing would stop the impending doom, now.
Mr. Bill watched, his face frozen in horror, as they came by the thousands... Post after post, the sound of hammered keys filled the air. The thread
grew larger, and larger, and larger... Until, finally, the last available spark of bandwidth was consumed, making the Internet simply go dark.
"Mhauhaha," it laughed again from the
simple,
silent,
solitude of nothingness.
The end was done, and the World was no more.
[edit on 13-3-2006 by loam]