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Finally...a blond lobster!

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posted on Mar, 8 2006 @ 05:22 PM
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LOL You gotta check this critter out. It's name is Kiwa hirsuta, and was found at a depth of 7,540 feet, about 900 miles South of Easter Island. Here's the pic.




And here's the link to the story on AOL:

articles.news.aol.com... 60307185909990007&ncid=NWS00010000000001

What a hoot! Even lobsters know blonds have more fun! My only big question is, how does it taste?

[edit on 8-3-2006 by Toelint]




posted on Mar, 8 2006 @ 09:00 PM
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Looks like we'll need LOTS of extra butter!



posted on Mar, 9 2006 @ 12:55 AM
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Durn, you beat me to the butter punchline!

I saw this on the news tonight, and I have to admit, its really cute, looks kind of like a Pokemon. Its name should be "Blondster"

But on a serious note, discoveries like this make me wonder why everyone is so bent on exploring space when there is so little we know about our oceans....



posted on Mar, 9 2006 @ 03:33 AM
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were is my thred i posted about this creature.
i supose it got removed.
Or just use my ..



posted on Mar, 9 2006 @ 04:52 AM
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OMG why didn't the blond lobster emerge earlier?

It was awaiting an invitation to dinner?

It was suffering from a dose of crabs?

It still had to powder its claws?

It was waiting for a ride at the Crust-station....



posted on Mar, 9 2006 @ 04:36 PM
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Awesome creature! Funny how it doesnt resemble normal lobsters at all, as far as i remember.. The body I mean. Cant remember the family..


[edit on 9/3/06 by Thain Esh Kelch]



posted on Mar, 9 2006 @ 10:06 PM
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OMG, I didn't know lobsters could grow hair. Can you imagine finding Blondie in the VIP section of the lobster tank? Worse yet, can you imagine it being served with clarified butter, a wedge of lemon and a brush! The visuals are just a little to much!!!



posted on Mar, 10 2006 @ 06:27 PM
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LOL You guys! This is one of those critters you have to pet alot, also it needs a new Mustang and a huge shoe collection! I mean, just LOOK at this thing! Who here doesn't think 90% of this spieces is female?

Are those "Arm warmers"?

[edit on 10-3-2006 by Toelint]



posted on Mar, 10 2006 @ 10:04 PM
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LOL look an aryan lobster
Hitler would be proud



posted on Mar, 11 2006 @ 03:29 AM
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I don't know, but I keep thinking The Britney Spears Laboratory For Marine Genetic Research is up to something. Hey, I got it! LOL They're trying to steer all the Blond Jokes towards someone besides Blond people!

What did the Blond Lobster say when she found a bowling ball? "Look, a whale seed!" Hmm...not quite...

What did her boyfriend tell the other lobsters, when he caught her playing Hide and Seek? "Hey guys, I flound'er!"


Help...ME...!!




[edit on 11-3-2006 by Toelint]



posted on Mar, 11 2006 @ 05:38 PM
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That "hair" is actually an expensive fur coat that the lobster made her boyfriend spring for. Hopefully some squid will protest the blonde lobster's wearing of fur and dump some ink on her!!!



posted on Mar, 11 2006 @ 05:56 PM
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YUMMMMMMMMM!!!!


A little melted butter....corn on the cob.....Cooler full of cold beers


I bet he's a bit on the salty side though



posted on Mar, 12 2006 @ 02:22 PM
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Damn, I missed making the crappy PETA joke about the fur coat :-(



posted on Mar, 15 2006 @ 12:18 AM
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LOL Garaman, maybe there's a joke in there about pets and their owners looking alike. How many blonds can we drag into this?

Britney Spears? Dolly Pardon? Shakira? Come on people! Help!



posted on Mar, 15 2006 @ 12:34 AM
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Its the Gwen Stefani lobster!
That thing needs a razor. Hmmm I wonder if it comes in other colours......



posted on Mar, 16 2006 @ 10:58 PM
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LOL!! Or maybe with that crazy red dot she keeps putting on her forehead! Hey, wait a minute...Gwen doesn't shave??



Originally posted by Netchicken
OMG why didn't the blond lobster emerge earlier?

It was awaiting an invitation to dinner?

It was suffering from a dose of crabs?

It still had to powder its claws?

It was waiting for a ride at the Crust-station....



Crust...station...I LOVE IT!!


[edit on 16-3-2006 by Toelint]




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