California Uber Alles!

Historic song from the great ....
DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS

Updated for this historic day as the Austrian Governor moves in ...

"California Uber Alles"

I am Governor Arnie
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president

Bush power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice

Come quitely to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Arnie

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

[Edited on 8-10-2003 by Netchicken]

God bless the white man!

ITS NOT A TUMAH!!!!!

quick everyone lets work out like ahnold to acheive healthy bodies, remember his school program for healthy kids?

Then we can celebrate our healthy new temples by driving around in our 5 miles to the gallon Hummers!

We don't need no ozone let that mother burn!

Soon I will be president

Not unless they change the constitution....Arnie wasn't born in the states....

It's a great song..
I wonder how they elected arnie as the governor.. I dont think arnie is capable of running a whole state

Bush isn't capable of running round a football field but he got "elected" as president, i say we need to enforce this natural selection thing a little bit harder.

Which one would you prefer to be the president? Arnie or Dubya?

Originally posted by Outtis
Which one would you prefer to be the president? Arnie or Dubya?

Please don't make us choose. That is not even a fair question. At least give us one more choice.

I vote Elvis. Even though he is dead he could do better.

Sieg heil!

Heil Schwarzenegger!

California Uber Alles!!!



Seriously,

Whats wrong with Arnie?

Do you fear that he will terminate all of you?



Dont worry, this is not the end..

This is the beginning of a new age..



[Edited on 8-10-2003 by FULCRUM]

Whats wrong with Arnie?

He's a republican, i wonder if most of the voters knew they were voting for a republican and not a movie star, now is the time to watch him, lets see if he an actually clear up a mess.

I'd expect a high body count...going by his films...

Which one would you prefer to be the president? Arnie or Dubya

Cake or Death? I'm sorry, we're all out cake....

I'll have the Chicken!

Seriously, I'd rather bring back Perot than either of those two!!!

Originally posted by Nerdling

He's a republican, i wonder if most of the voters knew they were voting for a republican and not a movie star, now is the time to watch him, lets see if he an actually clear up a mess.

Yeah,

California has not had many republican governors..

Has it?

:p

Oh I see the problem is that he is a REPUBLICAN, too bad kids.

Hopefully Arnie can bring some respect and sense of place back to the white people of California instead of it being run by a bunch of criminal gate jumpers.

Anybody remember the movie Demolition Man?
When Sandra Bullock(sp?) was telling Stallone about the Schwartzenegger presidential library?

Take a look at this:

DATE OF INTRODUCTION: July 10, 2003

SPONSOR(S): Sponsor and Cosponsors as of 07/14/2003 HATCH, ORRIN G (R-UT) - Sponsor

TEXT: SJ 15 IS 108th CONGRESS 1st Session S. J. RES. 15

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to make eligible for the Office of President a person who has been a United States citizen for 20 years.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES July 10, 2003 Mr. Hatch ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

JOINT RESOLUTION

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to make eligible for the Office of President a person who has been a United States citizen for 20 years.

Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States:

"ArticleSec. --

"Section 1. A person who is a citizen of the United States, who has been for 20 years a citizen of the United States, and who is otherwise eligible to the Office of President, is not ineligible to that Office by reason of not being a native born citizen of the United States.

"Section 2. This article shall not take effect unless it has been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States not later than 7 years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.".

Here's my song selection for this prestigious occassion. Nah not really, I just love this song.
Introducing the fine Scottish jivin combo - Primal Scream.

Swastika Eyes

Your soul don�t burn
You dark the sun you
Rain down fire on everyone
Scabs, police, government thieves
Venal psychic amputees
Parasitic your syphilitic
Parasitic your syphilitic

Swastika eyes
You got
Swastika eyes
You got
Swastika eyes, swastika eyes, swastika eyes

I�ll vent my spleen I�ll keep my dreams
My flesh my bones my soul I own
My mind�s a weapon immune from infection
Blood in my eyes, my vision is clear
Parasitic your syphilitic
Parasitic your syphilitic

Swastika eyes
You got
Swastika eyes
You got
Swastika eyes, swastika eyes, swastika eyes

I see your autosuggestion psychology
Elimination policy
A military industrial
Illusion of democracy

Swastika eyes
You got
Swastika eyes
You got
Swastika eyes, swastika eyes, swastika eyes



They also have a lovely ditty called 'bomb the pentagon' though I think they had to change the title after some recent unpleasantness stateside...

Originally posted by Nerdling
Bush isn't capable of running round a football field but he got "elected" as president, i say we need to enforce this natural selection thing a little bit harder.

yeah. It'd be nice, but it won't happen while there are republicans in office. However...

Ah-nold shouldn't be too bad. Better than the crap they've had in California. Like Davis was any better?

Mr Davis was a grey suited wimp.
He had to go, as he was unable to manage the state succesfully.

Arnold is different, he is a role model of fitness for the younger generation. He has the power of the royal Kennedy's behind him.

He has strong tutonic hereditry that gives a solid personality.

He is the beginning of the redemption of America.

LOL

I heard something funny. My friend says;

"Just let him have california! It's screwed up enough, we'll adopt Japan in it's place!"

I agree with her!

Not unless they change the constitution....Arnie wasn't born in the states....

As one mentioned, Senator Hatch just introduced the idea of repealing that qualification... Demolition Man may have not been far off (though Taco Bell becoming a fancy restaurant???) What's Mr. Titor got to say about this one?

If Arnold is out shot at redemption...I'm moving to Canada!