CNN is reporting that a cache of WMV with three speeds was located in a shipping container on a steamer originating in Amsterdam. The Department of Homeland Security has raised the pleasure level to oh my god.

Yeehawwww.....Please keep me up to date. I could use the excitement today.....

Shiiiiiiite, you kill me......

[edit on 11-3-2006 by dgtempe]

Originally posted by dgtempe

I could use the excitement today.....

what a set up. I will take the high road and not post the obvious.

I'm thinking it tho. and I'm laughing my perverted little gutter level mind off.

You got it.

Well, since nothing is happening i guess i can continue peeling the cucumbers for my salad.

Any predictions for tomorrow???

Originally posted by dgtempe


You got it.

Well, since nothing is happening i guess i can continue peeling the cucumbers for my salad.

Any predictions for tomorrow???

I'm getting a vision....

someone is going to have a nice happy glow about them and....wait....there's more....someone is going to eat a very funky salad.

wouldn't a hooker be WME. Weapon of Mass Erection?

Any news from the left coast today? I haven't had the TV on, so you know, it might be obliterated and I wouldn't know it unless I saw it here.

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
Any news from the left coast today? I haven't had the TV on, so you know, it might be obliterated and I wouldn't know it unless I saw it here.

It's not yet 3, but we're alive and kickin it.

No worries here.

from the topic at godlikeproductions:

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 81917
3/11/2006 6:21 AM Re: The American people are in very grave danger ... I have sex with some of the top people in government ... They tell me things

I'm North of Sacramento and something just lit up the sky like a dozen lightning bolts striking at the same time.

Well,yesterday,I gave the following order to the chief of the joint chief of staff:"urgent"

Domnule General,
Azi 10 martie 2006 ,am ajuns la cunoasterea unor informatii de pe net ,potrivit carora maine 11 martie 2006 ,se va organiza un atac nuclear asupra a 2 orase de pe coasta de Est a SUA,pretextul pt a justifica un atac nuclear american asupra Iranului.
Atacul va surveni probabil la ora 3 dimineata EST ,urmand simbologia numerologica si va fo urmat rapid de planul de contingenta american .Pe plan diplomatic,Iranul se afla in fata a 2 saptamani de ultimatum ca urmare a refuzului de a abandona programul nuclear militar.
Chiar daca acest atac nu se va produce,pana la data de 28 martie,data alegerilor in Israel,SUA impreuna cu Israelul vor duce la capat un atac menit a stopa ambitia Iranului de a deschide o piata de petrol in euro.
De aceea va ordon toate masurile necesare pentru oprirea acestui razboi.Daca acest lucru nu este posibil,veti conlucra cu SUA ,UE si Israelul pt oprirea tavalugului chinez care se va declansa ca urmare a slabirii fortei SUA si a aliantelor Chinei.
Ne aflam in fata pericolului razboiului orchestrat de Noua Ordine Mondiala,pt suprematie,intre Israel si Iran,si aliatii lor,cat si in fata pericolului mai mare,a resurgentei Chinei in Asia si Europa.

I hope I'll not regret it...the NWO guys were just YELLOW-BOOKED.Next time they'll got a RED CARD

Of course,there's a possibility that an alien vessel,armed with heavy lasers and cloaked was there at the right time and place,but this possibility is lower than a meteorite crashing into your head right now.

Once again,hail our Army ! Bravo! Be loved!

ok , i have a prediction :

when all this blows over - with no nukes , attacks , or ANYTHING remotely unusual - saome one will jump up and try to spin an extra mile out of it by claimong that exposure of thier attack plan on ATS - forced them to cancell it

mark my words ... it ill happen

But of course. It is.... INEVITI..... ENVITY,,,, Evitable!!!

tickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktick





..still waiting

It is 6:30 eastern time and no posts in hours... what has happened out there? I assume everybody is okay then. Maybe they got the wrong weekend I think. Maybe we should check next week.

Aww man, did another unsourced rumor "I know but no one else knows" terrorist attack warning go unanswered?

Darn.

Surprised? A high class hooker?

And why would the President, or any of his lackies, tell a friggin stripper?

It is 6:30 eastern time and no posts in hours... what has happened out there? I assume everybody is okay then. Maybe they got the wrong weekend I think. Maybe we should check next week.

I am not having another weekend of THIS again. Don't you dare do it!!!!

[edit on 11-3-2006 by Xerophious]

Do I get to laugh at all the people who really believed this now? Go back and read my posts why this could never have happened... blah... this world and these people... USE LOGIC!

Wonder if this high classed hooker make some money off this scam? Maybe she meant sunday? got to wonder here what is going on. Who was this chick hanging with did anybody figure it out? was it Bill clinton or somebody like that?

Wait a sec here.......................high class and hooker and nuclear disaster


The mind is a terrible thing to waste. This is true. Many a person have fallen prey to the substances that alter the perspective of any right thinking individual. Rubber cement for example. The problem with people today is because of their inexperience with the world they cannot attempt to grasp reality/discernment.

Glue is for fixin' stuff. Not for gettin' your fix



Ahhh, where is my ranch dressin'...Im gettin' thirsty

Just got off the phone with my girlfriend in Sac, and it'd be...430 PM there. So yeah...whatever. I still can't believe anyone listened to a hooker.

Originally posted by Vitchilo
We will only be sure if it's a hoax after 4pm, west coast time. If it's a hoax.. yeah if not, Patriot act 2-3-4-5 are on their way, RFID on everyone, human chips, ect... it will be bad.

[edit on 11-3-2006 by Vitchilo]