Do We Really Need This?

For more than a half century, I have managed to sweeten the atmosphere in my little corner of the world without such a device. I'm curious if such is required here at ATS. It does seem a bit coarse, if you don't mind my saying so.

[edit on 2006/3/4 by GradyPhilpott]

lolll! i almost miss seeing the ads now!



(presses it cause ireally want to)

Nice one.

So is that your own photoshop work?

Just wondering cuz the new header still isn't loading properly for me (everything still works though).

[edit on 3/4/06 by redmage]

It's an unretouched screen capture, but you have given me some ideas.

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
I'm curious if such is required here at ATS. It does seem a bit coarse, if you don't mind my saying so.

[edit on 2006/3/4 by GradyPhilpott]

I have the same thought. Must say I was a little surprised when I logged on today to be 'hit' with the...........

Hmm, that is rather crude, not something I really wish to see when I load ATS.

I've not seen that add, have seen some questionable ones before though.

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
I'm curious if such is required here at ATS. It does seem a bit coarse, if you don't mind my saying so.

[edit on 2006/3/4 by GradyPhilpott]

I agree. Call me a prude if you must bit I was a little surprised when I logged on today to be 'hit' with the...........





[edit on 4/3/2006 by Lady of the Lake]

I saw that add at another site. I did press the button and there was a soundeffect (yes, a fart). Then some popups and stuff which I killed as soon as they showed up.

Hi, my name's TC and I hit the fart button.

*Hi, TC!*

whats wrong with farting on the low?


fart hrumor is hiarliosu and a staple of canadian humor


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July is baked beans month

Well, if flatulence is your thing, then you will definitely find this to be a total gas.

The Flatulent Preacher

Here's what the new header looks like for me.



Everything still works, but, it's not so pretty.

[edit on 3/4/06 by redmage]

I pressed the button and was so impressed i went to the site and downloaded it.hehe, at least the kids love it even if the missus isnt impressed.
Whats wrong with crude anyway, if ya dont like it dont push it(can take that anyway you like)Sorry just had a crude thought must go...

some facts about farts i stumbled acorss to think all this from teh fabled fart button!

Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?
(Question submitted by many, many people!)

Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.
Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

www.heptune.com...


fasncisnating

Hi My name is Sparkie
I pressed the fart button too.
I am Canadian eh.

Got a chuckle but then I didn't get the popups after because I... OOps.... never mind!

I didn't fool for it......

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
Well, if flatulence is your thing, then you will definitely find this to be a total gas.

The Flatulent Preacher

There is whole series of thse Grady and they are HILARIOUS!!!

There's nothing funnier than inserting a fart in lying scumbags audio.

Let the poots begin!

Originally posted by redmage
Here's what the new header looks like for me.

What browser are you using? I found what was causing that issue in Opera, and it should have been corrected.

Ahhh...it all makes sense now!



- One Man Short

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Hi, my name's TC and I hit the fart button.

Hi, TC!

Hi, Im SpittinCobra and I hit the fart button!