Ladies what would you do if you where a man for a day

I heard this question on the radio the other day and found some of the answers very funny, like sit around and drink beer and ignore your mate, write your name in the snow.

I'd most likely play with my new "toy" all day.

What snowflake said

Wow, that's not much different than a man who's already a man already does.

Did that make any sense?

Peace

Wow that was a pretty open response... and I agree with Dr. Love.... maybe you girls should try coming up with something original?

I think you would have been better off if you said

that's not much different than what a man who's already a man already does

It makes a little more sense.

And hey, if the point is to be a man for a day, what better way to do it than to spend it doing what men do?



[edit on 1-3-2006 by parrhesia]

I imagnie all of the answers would almost be identical to the answers us men would give if we were asked if we could be a woman for day.

Except, as a woman, I'd have more 'toys'.

I'd start out with jumping jacks to put some myths to rest. lol

Originally posted by cpr12r
Wow that was a pretty open response... and I agree with Dr. Love.... maybe you girls should try coming up with something original?

I value honesty over originality. I am not going to come up with some wacky response to entertain you like a circus clown, I am giving my honest answer and that is...I would play with it all day.

I'd go to the auto parts store, have some work done on my car and buy some tools at Sears and bask in NOT getting 'that look'.

I'd flirt with women! I'd know EXACTLY what to do!

And then I'd go home and do what everyone else is doing.

[edit on 1-3-2006 by Benevolent Heretic]

im not a woman nor do i have any plans to become one but i would think that if a woman became a man for one day she'd probally pitty us on how short our orgasm are.


i know ill probally go to hell for this one.

If I had a hammer
I would hammer in the morning
I would hammer in the evening ... all over this land,


to Sauron!

If/When the "day" presents itself, have fun Parr and Snowflake ... but, please remember to be nice to your newly found "friend".

BH ... at the end of the day, nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors ?!

On the flip side ... the wife and I have "discussed" this before. I'd probably be on "hiatus" for awhile ... discovering my newly found trio of "toys".

Hey, when two hands are presented with three "toys", whatta ya' do? Play the field?!

Thanks for the abdominal excercise Sauron!

Parr, Snow and BH ... you're on your own.


[edit on 3/1/2006 by 12m8keall2c]

I would flirt with a bunch of girls, just to piss off Mr. Kyoshi. I would steal his girlfriend, and then dump her. Because I am mean like that. (then she would go crying back to him, and he would get lucky...man he allways wins doesn't he?)

Then I would...go to my school and see how many girls would stare at me.


Then again, if I wear baggy clothing people mistake me for a man anyhow.

As a test one day I put on my baggy pants, and my bro's hoodie, one earing, and sunglasses (I allready have short hair), and went out. I can change my voice to make it sound more boyish, so I just walked around, and it worked. I had 5 girls hit on me. Then I would start a conversation about actors, and when they said one was hot I replied with a "Oh yeah, hes sexy." So not only did they think I was a man, they thought I was homosexual.

As weird as it sounds...it was so funny...I was laughing my ass off...and I got some of it on tape. That day was awesome.


NOTE: I don't look like a guy -_- only when I wear really baggy clothes and shades. Other than that, I do look like a girl. No matter what cpr12r says.

Lies reikuro lies! So you crossdress now to? haha... you look more like a greaser from The Outsiders movie. Well if I was a girl... I think you can assume what I'd do all day.

I think I would get even with some of my ex boyfriends! Think "deliverance" Or "American History X" the shower scene

ROFL!!
Typical stereotype from the women I would say.

I guess when the the day is out, few would want to go back being women again. Plus, it would be funny to see how they put up with "guy talk" Haha.

12m8 puts things in perspective :

Originally posted by 12m8keall2c
Hey, when two hands are presented with three "toys", whatta ya' do? Play the field?!

And some Vengence here :

Originally posted by denial28
I think I would get even with some of my ex boyfriends! Think "deliverance".

ROFL
*Ah! abdominal spasm *

I'm a guy, but a gay one - and I have a penis, but most would mistake it for a frightened turtle. So I understand 'penis envy'

Here's a song I heard many moons ago, I still get a laugh out of it.

PENIS ENVY


If I had a penis I'd wear it outside,
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride.
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper.
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper.

If I had a penis I'd take it to parties,
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day.

I'd rival my buddies in sports cars and stick-shifts.
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts.
I'd peek around corners, I'd aim at my toilet.
I'd poke it at foreigners and soap it and oil it.

If I had a penis I'd run to my mother,
Comb back the hair and compare it to brother.
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge,
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge.

A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush.
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there.

I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair.
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care.
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets.
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets.

I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandahs,
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Pool halls and potholes and bottles and bitches.

If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain.
I'd force it on females, I'd pee like a fountain.
If I could have a penis and still be a girl,
I'd make much more money and conquer the world!

It's not just ladies that sometimes want 'something to play with' - sometimes its guys who wonder how much better life would be with a bigger one

This thread is so disgusting, sexist, and stereotypical it kills me.

THere has to be something about stuff like this in the TOS...

Get a better job with better pay -- using the same resume I have right now.

Seriously.

Originally posted by Raideur
This thread is so disgusting, sexist, and stereotypical it kills me.

THere has to be something about stuff like this in the TOS...

Oh come on, you mean to tell me that you never wondered how the other half lives? I don't find it sexist at all. It's prefectly natural to wonder what it would be like to be the opposite sex.

Midsummer.. I'd go outside, take off my shirt and strut my stuff without being arrested.