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Reasons why Australia is the best

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posted on Mar, 1 2006 @ 02:13 AM
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I'll start it off.

We have Burt Newton.




posted on Mar, 1 2006 @ 05:34 AM
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sorry 'mate' but I cant stand bert newton!! urgh!

yuck, the golden cheesy family...ew

Well Kath & Kim, Russel Coight put the oi oi oi in Aussie for me!

oh and then there is good ole Magda Z...


D

posted on Mar, 1 2006 @ 05:43 AM
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Bert newton's new show on the other hand is nothing to be proud of.

Anyway, this stuff is something I dug out of a text file I had which I probably got off another forum

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN:
1. Knowing your Great-Grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager
3. Dispossess Aboriginals who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach and not being english
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.


And some more

THE 'FOSTERS AD DURING THE OLYMPICS' VERSION

I don't have a kangaroo for a pet
I don't wrestle with crocodiles
And I don't wear a cork hat
I fight wars
But never start wars
I would rather make peace
I can wear my country's flag with pride
I am a rock
I am the ocean
I am the island continent
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerellis, the De
Costis,
The Wong's and the Jagamarras
I play football without a helmet
I like beetroot on my hamburger
I ride in the front seat of the taxi
I believe it's a prawn not a shrimp
I believe the world is round and down under is on top
I believe Australia is the best address on Earth
And Australians brew the best beer.



THE 'REAL AUSSIE' VERSION

I ate my pet Kangaroo
I am # scared of crocodiles
And I wear a baseball cap
I love Star Wars
And the wookie is my favorite
I would rather get pissed
And watch someone else carry the country's flag with pride
I like to rock
To Billy Ocean
I am blind to my incompetence
My brothers are the Smith's the Wilson's, the Wogs, the Lebs,
The Chinks and the Abos
I watch football with a tinnie
I take the beetroot off my hamburgers
And throw Macca's pickles on windows
I do runners from taxis
I believe the world is flat
And Australia is #ing miles away from anywhere
I believe Australia has the best address on earth
And Australians brew the best beer on earth
And that's why we never touch Fosters
We export that # outta here.

There's also things like Rugby league, union, the 'she'll be right' attitude ( I love that), The majority of people not giving a rats arse about what country you come from as long as you don't think you're better than everyone else.

ABC and the SBS (you know you love Lee Lin Chin)



[edit on 1/3/06 by D]



posted on Mar, 1 2006 @ 11:43 AM
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Originally posted by D
4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.


Hmmmmm..........





posted on Mar, 1 2006 @ 12:29 PM
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Originally posted by D
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN:
1. Knowing your Great-Grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager.



G'day Mate;
Two reasons why the feminine side of OZ took yer guns away.


And any country that wants to ban smoking in one's own car is just downright down under something bizarre swimming around in your brain. Of course, not so different than Santa Monica, California where the fruits and nuts control everything. (I left my Butt in Santa Monica, Arturo Fuento maduro curly top).

Never been to OZ, hope to go there someday. Something appealing about "put a srimp on the Barbie for me, mate". And I love the terms, "Bubble and Squeak and bangers."



And who in the heck is Bert Newton anyway?

[edit on 3/1/06 by dogberts not]



posted on Mar, 1 2006 @ 12:42 PM
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This is all I know about Australia....



.........and it is good!

Peace


edit: DOWN BOY!!!!

[edit on 1-3-2006 by Dr Love]



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 01:09 AM
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And who in the heck is Bert Newton anyway?






Only Australia's very own Grandaddy of T.V



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 07:06 AM
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I'll give you surfing.

No, actually I won't. We have Mavericks and Pipeline.



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 10:32 AM
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Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours.........
Before all you Ozzies get on my back, here in the UK it airs at 17.35 and is 25 minutes of jovial nonsense, set in the SUN, and with a damn fine collection of erm....nicely chested women.......which makes it perfect viewing at the end of the working day. Especially for an old perv like me

Current number 1 hotness.........Natalie Bassingthwaighte






posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 11:38 AM
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That chick needs to eat some McDonalds... I need a soft gal.



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 11:43 AM
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WOW!
What beautiful scenery to be found in Australia!

I now see why Kano never seems to post anymore. He is probably WAY too busy.



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 05:44 PM
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1 Aussie rules
2 Not having pay tv on so that you HAVE to go to the pub to watch the cricket
3 The weather
4 Alvin Purple
5 Coopers pale ale
6 Driving on the proper side of the road
7 Bells beach(AMM)
8 Sheilas (who wear next to nothing because of 3.)
9 Dave Hughes
10Shooting those pesky koalas....



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by mojo4sale

7 Bells beach(AMM)


Just having a bit of fun


Australia and NZ are at the top of my travel plans. I really want to go visit there. A few surfer friends of mine took a trip over there and said it was awsome.

Plus I hear the locals are a hell of a lot of fun to drink with, which is all that really counts.



posted on Mar, 2 2006 @ 07:34 PM
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Definatly agree with the beer call.....

and what a selection!














posted on Mar, 3 2006 @ 03:37 AM
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If you make it to my neck of the woods i will guarantee an icy cold beer....hang on back in a sec.....Ahhhhhhhh.oh sorry where was i.ah as long as your not here in the next 24 hrs that is.lol.



posted on Mar, 3 2006 @ 06:54 AM
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Good things about Oz...........................................

It's near New Zealand

It's a long way from the UK

Cooper's Sparkling Ale

If I think of any more I'll let you know!



posted on Mar, 3 2006 @ 08:00 PM
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What about Australia's amazing canetoad races...Such a noble creature:shk:








posted on Mar, 3 2006 @ 11:01 PM
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cuz they have kick-boxing kangaroos


can u handle that mike tyson?



posted on Mar, 6 2006 @ 01:37 AM
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great barrier reef...




Nuff said.



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