I for one, have always been ever sp slightly

over the choice of a/c for the Royal Air Force and what the exact role of the RAF is.
One supposes that little has changed since the dark days of WWII - Air Superiority thus delivering Air Supremacy; Ground Support; Forward Logistics
and Early Warning.
Given that we are now at peace with those nasty French and their allies the Germans, there is nobody else left in
Europe that we would want to
pick a fight with.
Except Russia and maybe, just maybe, the former Warsaw Pact countries - if we prohibit them from joining the EU.
Now, who does that leave for our brave fighter pilots to fight? There does not appear to be much of a threat in Africa, but one can never count out
the African Arabs - but then we'd just send a Gunboat - a Type 45 would do it, and they'd cave in. That leaves the Med.
Sardinia are our allies but only because my hero, 'Franco Zola plays footy there and at the last count, Corsica was owned by La Legion Etrangere.
Malta loves us, Cyprus needs us, Turkey wants to join us and the rest are too busy fighting amongst themselves - sometimes.
That leaves the Middle East. Now we're getting somewhere. The Iraqi Air Force is nonexistent, Jordan, Syria, Iran and Lebanon have air forces but
they are not up to much.
The most serious threat to the UK in the region, is Israel. Now the
Chel Ha Avir could knock the crap out of us, but their refuelling bill
would be way too high. Anyway, they'd have to attack us before 2012 when we get those new French built carriers.
The US is allied to Israel and they would fight us if necessary. So I guess we need all these really expensive Typhoons or JSF's or Rafales in order
to fight the Yanks!

It's all becomming much clearer now. The Chinese will side with the US/Israeli alliance and send their bombers against our bases in Scotland.
That's why we need all these expensive a/c. How stupid of me.