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tried to kidnap his own wife
Originally posted by b777pilot
Im sorry but anyone who married a guy who gave her one of those.
Deserves what she got!
Originally posted by snowflake_obsidian
Are you sure they weren't already married when he wrote this? It almost seems to me like the marriage was already well underway by the time he dreamed up this little contract.
This contract although completly psychotic is pretty well written. Just shows that some smart people are entirely insane.
Originally posted by irishmen3g
Umm, yes, well....where is the printer friendly version??? Lol, just kidding, that would go over like a led zepplin here....however, I dare you all to print this, submit to spouse with a straight face and post the results!!!!
Originally posted by Moonlit Shadow ive got a grave yard at the back of my house im sure i could easily aquire a plot.