I'm sure that's just a satire... at least I hope it is.

you guys better watch out for our fierce dragon army!
hahaha this site is freakin great!

Ha! Great site!
Probably some joke, though it would be great if it wasn't.

o man, this is classic! whoever did this should be congradulated.....very funny lolxz

whos the stand up comic yankee stereotype that wrote this crap? " If you visit Canada bring a really warm sleeping bag, and thick pajamas. It gets really cold in the igloo at night when the fire burns down."????!!!! so thats how americans think we live hey. well in that case id much rather live in a igloo that provides some kind of shelter than on the streets like millions of you homeless, lazy americans live. if you go to america be sure to bring heavy duty body armor and a 10 mm hand gun because you never know when a drug dealer might attack or when the papperazi might interogate. hows that for a comeback.

GrowingConspiracy what are you talking about ??.

did you even bother to read the whole story ?.

Actually, it was done by a Canadian. A bluenoser, to be precise.

I thought it was great.

Originally posted by Briggs
GrowingConspiracy what are you talking about ??.

did you even bother to read the whole story ?.

my appologies i became frustrated after reading the steryotipical canadian remark in the story when its supposed to be talking about dragons. if your gonna make a story about canadian dragons, theres no need to go stereotype.

Thats it - Im quitting University! i've always wanted my own dragon, so now I'll become a dragon slayer instead!


1. Slay dragon
2. ?
3. PROFIT!!1!!

This got me:

"The Northern Lights are a Cover-up.

Did you really think that "ionizing particles in the atmosphere" cause the northern lights? Of course not, because Dragons do. They have to stay in practice if they are to be Canadian Defenders. The Northern lights are actually the dragon’s practice drills to keep their breath weapons in shape, and make sure they don’t forget their proper battle formations."

Eureka!!! That's why they're visible all over the north part of the entire world. Because dragons live in Canada! It all makes sense!!!

Seriously, whoever has made that website is smoking some serious stuff... So serious that it is probably making the strange colors in northern hemisphere!

Nah that part of the site was just a satire on alot of stereotypes about Canada and Canadians.

Originally posted by TheB1ueSoldier
I'm sure that's just a satire... at least I hope it is.

Nope. It's all absolutely true.

I am very concerned about the publicity though.

I can see it now. Hoards of tourists. Bumper stickers. "Welcome to Canada. Now go home."

Never mind the Yankee barbecues.




Thanks for the link.

youi can tell that a canadian made that site. yanks wouldnt be clever enough to think that one up!

ahahahaha! that's awesome!

we need no dragons when our military sits around getting high and drunk or at least that's how i remember it when my dad was in the armed forces and later the air force in north bay.