Science reveals the perfect pick-up line

There was a guy in my freshman dorm that put on his suit and asked women until he found one that would go home with him. I can't recall the exact number (of refusals), but I'm sure it was over 50.

After the 3rd one, I'd be practically suicidal.

There's a commercial for something where a guy is hitting on girls by saying hes a neurosurgeon, a lawyer, an author, a "hand model," and so forth.

I think it is better to talk about them.

I once used a line on a blonde woman that was something like

"the color of your hair reminds me of the autumn sunlight that dappled the wheat at harvest-time on the farm where I grew up."

it didn't work instantly. Took about a week to kick in.

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Originally posted by dr_strangecraft
I think it is better to talk about them.

Depends on the individual, perhaps.

"Your eyes radiate a warmth and beauty equalled only by that of the sun."

focused on and staring deeply into, of course

[edit on 2/17/2006 by 12m8keall2c]

60-80% of the conversation should be about them, from my personal experience and advice of my mentors.

Body language is very important too. You want to appear open and confident, so no hands-in-the-pocket or crossing your arms in front of you, no slouching... you get the picture.

A friend taught me this pretty good trick for gaining confidence with approaching women. He calls it the "crash and burn game."

Basically what you do is you and your wingman go out looking for girls to approach. You pass your wing $100 bucks or so and tell him not to give it back until he has witnessed you 'crash and burn' on your approach of ten women.

Usually by the time you get to girl #7 or #8 you'd find it pretty difficult to get rejected. Then by the time you finally get the 10th reject, switch places and let your wing play the game.

Meanwhile, as he is getting his rejections you're free to go for cold approaches yourself, now with the renewed confidence that the crash and burn game has given you.

Since all these pickup lines are ones that might work,
here's a few that will get you dirty looks, if not slaps.

1) Hi, do you want to play with me and why not?
(tried it once, was drunk, they laughed.)
2) Hi, I'm drunk, wanna use me?
3) Hi, how are you? So... do you wanna have sex?
4) Hi, wanna play with my Richard?
(Richard is the long form of the name Dick)
Can't cesor since it's a name

And when you are with friends

1) My friend wants to get in your pants unfortunatetly
for him, I think you want to get in mine.
2) Like my friend? He'll pay you 20$

and so on...

you mean to tell me this doesn't work:


Yer pretty when I'm drunk and I'm hella funkin' drunk!

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Wanna make a movie?


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Another good one:

"After you buy me a beer, I'll let you make me a sandwich."

Ha, how I met my current girl, and a few others. Go to a bar or club and go up to a group of girls, at least 4 in the group, and say

"Hey, I heard you were a slut."

And then talk to the one/s that laugh. I am serious, and the larger the group the better chance you have of one of them laughing. I actually got this pick up line from a porno, and it worked for that guy I so I did it jokinly at a club and couldn't believe it worked! Well, not as well as it did for the guy in the porn, but it worked!

and never had much luck with korny one liners, but one of my single buddies says this one is his best producer,.....

"Hi, I'm horny, how are you?

LOL,.....

Later,.... Bill

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Now that's classy...

well I am blonde and have blue eyes so .... imagine being asked this..

I was out and a dark haired guy came up to me and said

'Have you got any Lebanese in you?'

I was surprised and said No...

then he says

Do you want some?

I just shook my head and walked off.

But for a minute I was actually curious as to why he thought I had Lebanese in me...

lol

oh and this lady I work with was being chatted up by this guy and she says 'Hey I am married!' the guy says 'oh F your husband!' and she says 'I do!' and walks off.

He was speechless