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Originally posted by Icarus Rising
What if the alien invasion was within, rather than without? What if fat was a waste product or camoflauge component of the alien invasion within, and sugar their primary foodsource? That would explain a lot about obesity and sugar cravings in the human diet, wouldn't it? It might even become genetic. Anybody here familiar with schistoma? How many stages of life they go through? Like a maggot becomes a fly, my friends, only much, much worse. It all starts, and ends, with the demon seed.
Distract us with a bunch of crap 'reality' shows like American Idol, scare us with a bunch of fabricated terrorist attacks and foreign wars, keep us off-balance and on-edge, the perfect emotional environment for a sugar craving junk food binge, and meanwhile the threat grows from within, not from without.
What if the invasion were accomplished through the 'Root Chakra', via interdimensional travel? This would be a two-way route, a type of wormhole between dimensions, and with patience, discipline and proper meditation we could come to terms with, and send the invaders back to whence they came, through the little black hole within all of us, before they kill us all and take over our world by manifesting themselves from our rotting flesh.
Metamorphosis my friends. We may well be the carriers, the theca, of our own destruction.
Schistosomiasis
Root Chakra
Originally posted by b777pilot
oh great...fat people ALWAYS have an excuse as to why their fat...oh its not me shoving the Mcdonalds cheesy bacon triple heart attack with onion rings and a shake down my throat!!
Originally posted by Icarus Rising
SHP, I don't expect you to agree with me, after all, we have a history.
(my haiku to you)
What if is the only way to come at a concept this fantasmagorical.
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that
I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
TOTO - Africa Lyrics
SHP, are you a wild dog?
God help you if you are ever injured at work. You may have to end up eating your words to survive. Stop talking out your butt, or get off the thread!
Originally posted by omega1
I'm sure greys could find better food then humans in this universe.
Funny thread.
Originally posted by b777pilot
oh great...fat people ALWAYS have an excuse as to why their fat...oh its not me shoving the Mcdonalds cheesy bacon triple heart attack with onion rings and a shake down my throat!!
Originally posted by Jedi_Master
Originally posted by b777pilot
oh great...fat people ALWAYS have an excuse as to why their fat...oh its not me shoving the Mcdonalds cheesy bacon triple heart attack with onion rings and a shake down my throat!!
Mickey Dee's sells onion rings now ?????????
Where, tell me where NOW....
Originally posted by waffleprime
if I told ya, then I'd have to eat you. then give your blood to my gray minions. but, hey at least u got the onion rings....the onion rings maaaan.