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Cheney accidentally shoots man in hunting accident

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posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 02:58 PM
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VP Cheney has accidentally shot a 78 year old man while quail hunting, according to Fox News.

The man is in the hospital, sitting up and alert, so the wounds don't appear to be life-threatening.

More details to follow.




posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:00 PM
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Heres the first link I found on it:

www.cnn.com...

I can't wait to see how this is played out on late night tele. The jokes will be rampant


Wupy



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:00 PM
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VP Cheney has accidentally shot a 78 year old man while quail hunting, according to Fox News.

The man is in the hospital, sitting up and alert, so the wounds don't appear to be life-threatening.

More details to follow.


HEY MAN, NICE SHOT



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:03 PM
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He was probably diagreeing with his policys...lol.

Accident.... rriiigghhhttt



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:03 PM
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I guess Cheney really doesn't support any kind of gun control.

[edit on 12-2-2006 by curme]



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:04 PM
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At some point you have to give it up, Need glasses Dick?



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:05 PM
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Dick and his gun and the picure below "dick and his gun" "an old friend with sword"


pekingduck.org...



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:05 PM
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Maybe he was practicing his defense strategy for when the men with badges finally come for him.



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:07 PM
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I can see it now.

Guy wearing Dick Cheney mask singing along to Johnny Cash.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good Vice President
Don't ever play with guns,"
But I shot a man in Texas,
Just to watch him die,



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:09 PM
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Hope the guy's OK after his run in with "Dead Eye Dick"!

Time to call it quits Dick. Oh, and give up on the hunting as well



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:10 PM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

The Republican party has just issued invitations to Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy to join the vice president on his next hunt. There will be more as this story breaks!


Wupy



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:12 PM
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WHAT!?!?!

Oh, he shot a Texan.

Ok, move along; nothing important to see here.


*Ducks to keep from being hit in the head with Lonestar beer bottles*



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:17 PM
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lawl! What a noob! I hate TKERS!

atleast it wasn't fatal I wonder what animal he mistaked the old man to be maybe when he gets a gun he gets flashbacks from what I'm not sure but maybe he uhh thought he was bigfoot?

What do you get when the VP shoots you?



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:17 PM
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If this happened on Saturday, why is this being reported now? Were they waiting to see if the man lived? Did Cheney runaway from the scene of the crime and call Rove?



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:22 PM
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See Dick run. Run, Dick, run!

Dick may have ran, but the old man with the bird shot in the butt didn't do much footwork, I'll bet.



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:27 PM
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Originally posted by curme
I guess Cheney really doesn't support any kind of gun control.


That cracked me up!

And TC: Run Dick, Run!


I can't wait for Jon Stewart!

All joking aside, this man should never be able to own a firearm again. There is NO excuse for this.



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:28 PM
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Trouble is it's not only a personal firearm the man's in charge of is it? Scary stuff eh?



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:37 PM
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Now what i'm wondering is this; Once the investigation is complete, will they release the video? You know there were camera's present. Even if they were just secret service video's. I'd bet dollars to donuts there is footage of this event.

But will it ever be released?

Wupy



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:40 PM
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Will Cheny be so distraught, or faces criminal charges, that he resigns? Giving the PNAC a chance to put in a new vice-president, a successor for a 2008 Presidential bid?

Hey, it's a conspriacy board!


EDIT: But the 24 hour news blackout is kind of fishy. 24 hours to find a double for a dead man?






[edit on 12-2-2006 by curme]



posted on Feb, 12 2006 @ 03:46 PM
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Dick thinking to himself just before pulling the trigger....

Hey Dick there's a dude standing up just like a deer out there... a brig freekin deer.....what are you going to do Dick.....what are you going to do Dick?!

Safeties off...breath Dick...breath...Blamm!!!!

Erm that deer that I just shot is screaming something about being shot in the ass?....that can't be right? he didn't even have antlers?! What have you done Dick?

Well done Dick! more politictions should be able to exercise their god given rights to terminate the voters with extreme prejudice.

Loved this one.

[edit on 12-2-2006 by Grimholt]




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