posted on Feb, 10 2006 @ 08:54 AM
NEIL: Hi there. Are you the doctor?
[Damage head butts him. Neil falls backward into a nail, staggers, holding his butt in pain.]
Oooh! Ahhhh! Ooooooh!! [Neil breathes in deeply] Hey, I think that's done the trick! Thanks, Doc.
DAMAGE: Thanks, Doc?! Are you being sar-carstic or something, my son? That's one of my least favorite things, that happens to be. Sar-carsm.
DAMAGE: I was walking a dog, and this bloke, he comes to me and says, "Nice day, innit?" But it wasn't. It wasn't a nice day. It was a little bit
cloudy. Which makes him very sar-carstic. So acting as if nothing would happen, I took his head, right, put it in me mouth, right, acting dead
casual-like, clamped me teeth, and BIT HIS HEAD OFF!! Cause I hate people being sar-carstic.
NEIL: I wasn't, you know, being sar-castic.
DAMAGE: Weren't ya? Well, forget everything I just said then, all right?
[edit on 10-2-2006 by ridcully]