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Rule #3: Continued violations of Rules 1 & 2 will result in men in dark suits and sunglasses breaking your door down in the middle of the night.
This is true, but these men are very easily distracted by pie.
No, I don't know why just keep a pie handy...you're going to need it.
For some reason peach works best.
Oddly enough this works on both the men in dark suits and the mods themselves...strange.
I demand lemon merangue.
It's true, any man can be pacified with pie.
I've actually found the best way to confuse them is to replace the door with a revolving one, and put a pie in one opening. They end up spinning for hours chasing the pie. You're safe and have hours of entertainment.
Through years of medication and therapy I finally got my memory back and realized I should have offered PEACH pie and not the mathematical equation of PI (3.14159265)