One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over A few minutes later; he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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