Killer on the loose!!

A Winnipeg man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer

well its obvious what happened... he wanted a nice big portion of cereal.. when suddenly as he went to eat some he got a sharp pain in his gut... and some of the mass of fruit he had eaten 24 hours previous decided to manifest itself out of his rear.. and he died do to the extreme pain caused by the size of the 28 inch banana..

natural causes...

Originally posted by Netchicken
A Winnipeg man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer

Oh god... that was bad it was good.

Okay... now I'm scared. I'll go lock all my doors and windows. I do not want my ass to be sore in the morning...

This is a joke.. right?



Ha-Ha..

LMAO!!!!!

OMG, that was funny. Excellent one NC.