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You know you're a believer when....

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posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 11:51 AM
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Ok people, drop the dead serious business and let's have some fun.


You know you're a believer when you spot a helicopter, airplane or Any kind of flying craft in the sky, stop, and try to identify if it's an actual human craft or an alien one in disguise.

You know you're a believer when your friend has a nosebleed and you ask questions like "Do you often get them while you're asleep?".

You know you're a believer when you find a mark on your arm and immediately suspect you've been abducted.




posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 11:54 AM
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You know you are a believer...when you wake up in sleep paralysis, and you look around tring to spot a Grey.



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 11:56 AM
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...you get excited when you realize you have 3 hours of missing time, then disappointed as you notice the remnants of two 12 packs and a fifth of vodka on the floor next to you.



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 01:25 PM
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You know you're a believer when you and all your friends spot a UFO, and you go "Meh, old".

You know you're a believer when you get kidnapped in the middle of the night and try to speak to the kidnappers telekinetically.

You know you're a believer when you've had such a wild night out you accidently went gay, wake up with a butt ache and immideately think "Damn aliens and their anal probes!".

[edit on 2-2-2006 by Drexon]



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 01:51 PM
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You know you're a believer when no matter how many times you see a fake photo, encounter a hoax or run into a dead end...you still believe.


In all seriousnessness though folks here's my real contribution.

You know you're a true believer when you knit your own "probe cozy".

You know you're a true believer when you name your dogs Zeta and Reticuli.

You know you're a believer when any of this stuff starts to actually make sense, then you might be a redneck...no wait sorry wrong guy.

SPiderj



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by Unplugged
You know you are a believer...when you wake up in sleep paralysis, and you look around tring to spot a Grey.


Ha ha ha ha good one . I've actually done that before .



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 02:01 PM
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...no matter how many times you hear about it, it takes you a few seconds to realize that a girl getting "implants" generally refers to her bra size and not an abduction.



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 02:32 PM
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You know your a believer when...
You see concentrated flocks of birds zooming over your house and you are sure that they are really ufos projecting a flock of birds to fool the eyes.

You know your a believer when your at home posting on ATS and you hear a helicopter fly low over your house, and you think its because you are posting something really "Above Top Secret"!!


[edit on 2-2-2006 by KDX175DUEX]



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 02:38 PM
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You know you're a believer when you constantly try to prove that humans walk among us.



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 03:10 PM
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When you think your alone in the house, hear someone walking up behind you and smash them in the face with the keyboard. Trust me, about a year ago I was so paranoid I couldn't do anything, I was close to snapping. And it was my kid brother who took the keyboard to the face.



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 06:40 PM
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You know your a believer when your sitting alone at night in your basement typing on your computer and you keep looking to your left, afraid that an alien's head will pop out behind the heater. (I watched the UFO encounter in Mexico movie too many times, the one were the alien touches the kid's arm... .-.)

[edit on 2-2-2006 by Kacen]



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 07:12 PM
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You know your a believer when you buy the Conspiracy Theory dvd because you can identify with mel gibson's character.



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 07:27 PM
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You know you're a believer when you've had such a wild night out you accidently went gay, wake up with a butt ache and immideately think "Damn aliens and their anal probes!".

hahaha



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 08:37 PM
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You know you're a believer when you bite in to your morning pop tart and you deposit a gold microchip on it's frosted surface.


You know you're a believer when you have a strange throbbing sensation in your rectum, a scoop mark scar on your thigh, and your KY Jelly is missing from the medicine cabinet!


[edit on 2-2-2006 by warpfactor9]



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 11:08 PM
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...you only sleep 30 minutes, every 3 hours, because you are affraid they might abduct you in the middle of the night.

...you have your TV sets in the house to turn off and on at certain times, to throw them off, that you are not sleeping.

...you cut a hole in the roof of your car, to make sure they are not following you.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 03:48 AM
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You know you're a believer when.... you keep coming back to these sites night after night...

You know you're a believer when.... you have a camera near your window ledge for 'just in case' purposes..

You know you're a believer when.... you think you could hold down a rough sexual relationship with a female klingon.

You know you're a believer when.... you think a reptilian would make a good pet.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 05:16 AM
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Originally posted by Harvestfreak


...you cut a hole in the roof of your car, to make sure they are not following you.


Thats great! And practical!



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 07:04 AM
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Ok :

You know you're a believer when ... you have your webcam
turned on all night at your room in case an alien drops by .

You know you're a believer when ... a family member turn on the lights in the hallway and you think the light is something from another world .

You know you're a believer when ... you see helicopters any time of the day and think "helicopters at this time of day ? they must be following a UFO"

You know you're a believer when ... you have your camcorder with you at all times because you think you'll be the first one to have a good footage of UFO

You know you're a believer when ... you plan your family vacation to MEXICO so you might have the chance to see a UFO .

You know you're a believer when ... you install cameras in the backyard to cacth UFO and say that is for home security .

You know you're a believer when ... you see marks in the grass and think that UFO landed there .



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 11:13 AM
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You know you're a believer when you feel a fatty corpussle on your balls and think "Not like this, not like this!".



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 11:15 AM
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You know you aren't a believer when you don't do any of those things...


[edit on 3-2-2006 by Figher Master FIN]



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