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Originally posted by mike_b
Wes Borland was knocking at my door the other night strangely enough at 11 pm. I opened it and was all like, "Whoa, its Wes Borland." But he didn't say anything, just stood there with his head down. Then I said, "Yo, Wes Borland, are you okay?" and he raised his head to reveal his kick ass black contacts, and asked to use my restroom. I was all like "Sweet! Wes Borland wants to use my bathroom." So I let him in to use it and he said he'd come to collect the money I owed him from downloading his music from TorrentSpy. Damn. So that's what they wanted all along. I told him he couldn't have it though because Limp Bizkit is only mediocre and not worth the $9.99 that they charge for their CDs, which is why I had downloaded them. Then I baseball-batted him outside and shut my door and locked it. He remained outside crying for me to let him in and pay him for Three Dolla Bill Yalls but I turned up some NWA to drown him out. But no matter how loud I turned up "# the Police," I could still hear him crying for his $10. I eventually just got sick of him bieng a baby on my front porch and wadded up a $10 bill and threw it at his face as hard as I could and told him to beat it. I haven't heard from him since. So to all you people who keep seeing these little black eyed Wes Borland kids, just give them the $10 for Limp Bizkits lame album and they will go away.
The second night he came by he just said "I need about $3.50." I said Jeez Wes Borland, I just gave you $10 yesterday. Thats when I realized it was the Loch Ness monster dressed up as Wes Borland and he just wanted another tree fitty.
[edit on 1/2/2008 by mike_b]
Originally posted by Psychopump
I distrust your post.
This seesm from your story (please correct me if I´m wrong) to have been your first encounter with ´black eyed kids´.
However, I found this thread from 2006 where you were already named ´Blackeyedkid´.
posted on 14-2-2006 @ 03:44 PM
There is something odd going on with me in the last few days
1. My strength has increased at least 3 times for lifting about 120 to 360
2. My speed has incresed at night i seem to run increasingly fast
3. I have an odd craving i don't know what it is for but its bugging me
4. My eyes seem to focus in the dark without light(i can almost see perfectly in the dark)
Whats happinging to me....
Have your superpowers developed more since 2006? If so, I wouldn´t worry about the black-eyed kids.
Sorry for my overt skepticism. If you could provide any evidence other than heresey I would be more open minded.