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Originally posted by Nerdling
I'll take a reading please *hands coupon over*
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I would like the ninth reading, please.
I would like you to enlighten me on where I should live for the next 40 years (city life is preferable, and I move in seven-year cycles), and with how many wives.
Also, as my friend Springer has recently apologized for certain misdeeds, I would like you to relieve him of the hex of constipation that he has recently suffered. (If you choose to replace that with something else, please do not advise me or other ATS members).
I place a personal blessing on your CPU, and give you sincere warm wishes to take to your own wives.
Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie
If you can do a reading for me without having to kill anything, then I would like one too please ... and thank you.