NWO Oath of Allegiance

Go ahead and post here if you are willing to be incorporated into a managerial position if/when the NWO takes over. Hopefully they read this and know that we will be willing to do their bidding in return for our own safety and gratification.

I'm in lol ,as long as the pays good

Originally posted by kuhl
I'm in lol ,as long as the pays good

Great pay, great hours, plenty of vacation time, and all the baby guts you can eat!

(you know... because we all will turn into reptiles that eat baby guts)

Well I'm joiningg the British Marines as an officer when I'm older so...I suppose I'm in.

Kinda.

I've already told you buggers that we are not hiring anyone else and that we've already got everyone we need for world domination.

Sorry commander Nygdan I nearly blew my cover lol.
As for shape shifting reptiles you should all know i personally rid the world of these pesky interferers

Originally posted by Nygdan
I've already told you buggers that we are not hiring anyone else and that we've already got everyone we need for world domination.

What about Human Resources directors? Someone has to write out the paychecks once the world's economy has been funneled into one SuperBank.

Or what about the guy who replaces the UV bulbs in the Ultra-Modern-Top-Secret-Meeting-Rooms-With-a-Large-Round-Black-Desk-In-the-Middle-and-a-20-foot-TV-Screen-On-the-Wall? Surely they NWO would not trust such an important job to the slaves of the world!

Yes, you can never have too many human-resources directors.

I guess the NWO's will be issued with cattle prods and tranquilizer guns along with their psychometric evaluation forms and paper clips?

Oh no, I forgot, the New World Order's subtle.

Originally posted by Ralph_The_Wonder_Llama
What about Human Resources directors?

We don't employ THAT level of scum! Yeesh, we're only the NWO, not the devil himself!