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John Titor Ate My Golden Grahams!

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posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 07:58 PM
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So what havoc has John Titor done to you or others, or history, since he went back in time?

John Titor ate my Golden Grahams!




posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 07:59 PM
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John Titor killed my great grandma then slept with my grandma and now I'm his dad.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:00 PM
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John Titor was on the Grassy Knoll.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:02 PM
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This is the best thread title I've seen in awhile.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:06 PM
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John Titor told Noah to forget the freaking unicorns.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:07 PM
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John Titor went back in time and told all the women I've ever been interested in that if they had anything to do with me, their lives would be ruined. This is why I can't find a good woman, and it's all John Titor's fault! Damn his time-travelling arse back to 2036 or wherever he came from...



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:08 PM
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John Titor used a hairdryer to shrink O.Js glove.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:08 PM
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John Titor stole my undies.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:10 PM
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John Titor wrecked my truck!!!!! Now I have to get a new grill and front bumper replacement!



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:12 PM
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John Titor's a Seahawks fan



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:14 PM
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John Titor's my babies mamma!!!!!!?????


[edit on 30-1-2006 by Striker122]



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:16 PM
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John Titor went back in time and received a sex change operation. I just found out, by doing a psychic analysis on an orange, that John Kerry married him. :shk: :shk:



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:19 PM
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John Titor got wasted at a bar and forced me to take him down.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 08:51 PM
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John Titor turned up in an episode of The Flinstones, which for me, really ruined the mood of the whole cartoon.

The devious John Titor also sneaked into some Austrian guys apartment and ate all the cheese, which was the real reason for the start of the first World War

[edit on 30-1-2006 by chebob]



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 09:01 PM
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John Titor grew a beard and used hover boots to walk on water in Isreal.



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 09:06 PM
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John Titor tried to eat my rice crispy treats cereal!!!!!!! But i busted a cap in him and hes dead now...



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 09:06 PM
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John Titor left a rip in the space-time continuum in my sock, which has caused my feet some itchiness.

John Titor went to Jacksons' Neverland and swapped all the Cola for cans of Wine disguised as Cola :shk:



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 09:20 PM
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John Titor directed the movie remakes of Starsky and Hutch, and Bewitched:bash::bnghd:



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 09:21 PM
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John Titor gave me a kanker sore (and it hurts, ow.)



posted on Jan, 30 2006 @ 09:28 PM
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John Titor store Nick's Birthday and cake and celebrated Ghengis Khan's Birthday instead on "The Fablous Life of...."



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