Best Bush joke I have seen yet.

This was sent to me via email - still chuckling over it.



George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks him what his name is?
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, where is "Bob"??!!!!*

[edit on 30-1-2006 by godservant]

great bush joke

I can see myself trying to tell this one later, no doubt I'll screw it up somehow though.

Very good godservant, thanks for posting that.
I'm having a good chuckle thinking of poor Bob tied up in the back of a black Escalade with tinted windows. And never to be seen again...........

First, I truly dislike "bush bashing". I think that this practice is rather juvenile. Secondly, offering jokes as a response to the serious topics of the day is inane and pointless and
Third.....this was absolutely hilarious. roflmao.


great joke.