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And God created Ireland....

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posted on Jan, 25 2006 @ 03:43 PM
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(IAM IRISH SO THIS ISNT RACIST well it kinda is but hey)

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went
missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God "Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making".
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God replied
It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it.
I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North
America is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them will be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North and another one of blacks in the South." Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?" "Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite coastline.
These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and
songwriters And I'm going to give them his black liquid, which they're
going to go mad on, and for which people will come
from the far corners of the Earth to drink." Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?"
God replied wisely,

[size=10]Wait till you see the W**kers iam putting beside them!!




[edit on 25-1-2006 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]




posted on Jan, 25 2006 @ 03:55 PM
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What difference does your being irish make there? Its saying the that english, scots, and welsh are wankers.



posted on Jan, 25 2006 @ 10:01 PM
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...my thoughts exactly. I also thought the balance was between Northern and Southern hemispheres...?



posted on Feb, 16 2006 @ 02:04 PM
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lmao well im irish and i see the funny side in that......... lol you must have pissed of a few english people!!! ha ha



posted on Feb, 16 2006 @ 02:06 PM
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Good i hate the english
ahh no i dont , just the ones that supprt the NCP or whatever that racial hate group is



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE
Good i hate the english
ahh no i dont , just the ones that supprt the NCP or whatever that racial hate group is



LOL i hear ya



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 09:43 AM
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I must agree I am an ominater.

I am and English and simply adore Ireland.

There pretty green hats, all those delicious potatoes.

Thats why I ominanate!

Dan



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 10:27 AM
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Originally posted by bigdanprice
I must agree I am an ominater.

I am and English and simply adore Ireland.

There pretty green hats, all those delicious potatoes.

Thats why I ominanate!

Dan


lol GREEN hats... And spuds.. well forget the spuds! the guinness is da stuff!! :w: yeeoowww party (get out da green hats)



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 11:56 AM
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YUP YA BOUYA!! LETS START A CHEILE BIYS!! skiddly do skiddly di skiddly skilddy dum dum skiddy yeeeeeeowwww get out the paddys



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE
YUP YA BOUYA!! LETS START A CHEILE BIYS!! skiddly do skiddly di skiddly skilddy dum dum skiddy yeeeeeeowwww get out the paddys


lmao



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 06:05 PM
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Not everyone across the water is english! I'm Welsh and class myself far from those lot.

Oh and by the way, the Welsh invented stout!



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 06:08 PM
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Oh and we are gonna stuff Ireland in rugby on the weekend!



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 06:16 PM
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NO!! ya red fairies who do ye have ....some ginger fellas we have world class players on our team so dont plan a victory party just yet



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 07:35 PM
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That is quite possibly the most wonderful thing I have ever read:w::w::w:
County Mayo:w:



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 08:16 PM
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WHOOOO co westmeath, lienster gaa champions 2 years ago!!!,lol :w::w:



posted on Feb, 17 2006 @ 09:45 PM
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i dont get the bit about guiness

it is the most god awful drink ever

i cant understand why any one would drink it



posted on Feb, 18 2006 @ 12:32 AM
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You gonna beat us like you did last year?

It right what they say about the Irish.... thick as...?



posted on Feb, 18 2006 @ 12:35 AM
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Anyway, for a better anti-english joke, this is better!

www.belowtopsecret.com...

And by the way I am not anti-english. In fact my wife is english. Wait a minute....yes I am anti-english HA HA.:bnghd:



posted on Feb, 18 2006 @ 08:24 AM
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Originally posted by tiddly54
i dont get the bit about guiness

it is the most god awful drink ever

i cant understand why any one would drink it


that just got a tear in my eye (sniff) (Sniff)



posted on Feb, 26 2006 @ 09:18 AM
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I'm Irish and all I have to say is...
Priceless!!!
Shame that Ireland is mostly just full of knackers and scumbags now.







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