Texans are superior to all

Originally posted by maria_stardust
I'm one of those "honorary" Texans. Born and raised in Ohio, now calling Houston (The Woodlands) home! I actually get picked on at work for not using the mandatory phrases "fixin' to" and "ya'll"!

Stardust, I am bad about using the phrase "fixin to." "I am fixin to go to bed." "I am fixin to go to the store." "I am fixin to watch a movie." Et cetera, et cetera.

Originally posted by Lysergic

Originally posted by lombozo


You know what Custers last words were don't you?

"Hey! What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Was Custer at the Alamo too?

Ok, I've never been to Texas, but just about every girl I've seen from Texas is usually very attractive!!! I want to make a trip down there to see Bob Schneider in concert, as he's from Texas and totally rocks!!!!!!

Vinadetta, truly there are many beautiful Texan women. But let us not lose site of the fact that Texas is the fat capital of the good Ole Us of A.

A side trip to Lubbock will have you writhing and screaming in disbelief at the most massive display of human flesh that you could ever deem possible. If you are an aficionado of the BBW type of female pulchritude.
You need go no further than the South Plains of Texas.


It's an acquired taste!