Adopt a New Member!

Ya, it's humongous, I hope to master the ways around here in a few more days then I'll seek you out for adoption.

The place looks fantastic, it's way out fer sure.

I think I can be all those for you.

I'm new to, can we co-adopt.

I have masterd the art of asking for adoption, is that good enough

Hey onthefence55, before you look to adopt someone, you should first realize that one line posts are frowned upon at ATS and gratuitous one liners will probably get you a u2u from a mod. If you would like any help finding your way around, I'd be glad to help. Just u2u me. You could message any mod also, they'll gladly help you. That goes for any new member that wants a hand. Just drop me a u2u and I'll do what I can.

New here, but probably older than most of your grandparents. Just take a sweeping look at my paltry points! Yes I would like to be adopted, as I have some questions about "how too & step by step info about how not to fall down a flight of stairs, etc." I'm a reader & listener. I don't post unless I feel the absolute need to contribute. It may take me a couple of years to reach the "proverbial 200 majic pts!" That's ok, I'm a very patient old bag of wind. Just a little help on a few issues would go a very long way.

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awww yay, I will be your friend! hahaha. totally missed your post, kinda got buried there for a few days. I can't send any messages yet though. Looking foward to talking!

Looking to be adopted. Ultra paranoid!!

Hi, im also new, would like to be adopted, thanks :O)

I want to be adopted by agent violet! Whoops, forgot about the one line posts. Sorry! Seriously though, agent violet would be my choice for ATS mom.

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Hello ,

A potential adoptee here. I don't bite and I promise not to push you beyond what you can take! I'm interested in all conspiracies , but lately I've interested in the NWO, 9/11, UFOs and almost everything else. I look to become a lifetime member and advocate, so I am willing to learn as much as possible and share as best as I can. I will also go an extra step and would love to be an guinea pig for someone looking to adopt but may be reluctant and haven't adopted yet because you worry you might not be that well of a adopter , or anything else stopping you . Thanks in advance.



chaostheoryd

Also did anyone notice the time gap between Chiiru posted on 27-8-2007 @ 12:14 PM to moist posted on 14-9-2007 @ 11:55 AM? Which is today , where a few more of us has asked to be mentored. Anyways I thought it was interesting coincidence.

chaostheoryd

Hi folks, My name is Cynical, I'm new here and I'd love to get get in on this, Would any one like to adopt a new member?

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Hello, chaostheoryd.
I'm up for a little mentoring.
Count me in. I look forward to talking to you .

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Copy that

Im getting a little hungry , mind feeding me ? Anyways thanks for accepting me as an adoptee !


chasotheoryd

Yes, please adopt me. I need someone to teach me more about posting new threads and searching for stories already at ATS. Now theres the bondage and spanking thing, well never mind.

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Just bumping this up to get your attention.

I'm just a lost soul trying to find my way around the world (the ATS world that is) on my own. I need the advise and guidance of a long time ATS member.



mod edit, removed a few smilies

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reply to post by Sanity Lost

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Ok, I'll adopt you. First lesson: don't abuse the smilies

Feel free to u2u me if there is anything else, cool?

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I consider myself adopted then. Thank you. Just don't forget to add me to your will.

Note: I limiting my use of smileys to cut down on ATS overhead.

This is my Official Request To Be Adopted!
I'm new, technologically stunted, don't mind reading, I like long walks on the beach, or even off a short pier...
I just need a big brother or sister who will show me the ropes.
Jules