Adopt a New Member!

Hey, Im a newbie slash B-boy Gentleman lookin to get the skinny on the top secret stashes. Adopt me and you will not be dissapointed.

I am accessable through email or through my buddy list as "nephyx"

I have been looking high and low for a newbie to adopt.

I have been to (cyber of course) China, the Phillipines, England, Ireland (only 2 total posters from Dublin) and America.

Then when I thought I finally found the PERFECT newbie to adopt 'DOWN UNDA it was brought to my attention that I was actually NEWER than the newbie I was attempting to adopt.

Ahhh horsepuckey I say...off to the coal mines WITHOUT me a newbie!

- One Man Short

I got just the newbie for you one chad..... I mean man


Eberts from Oz.. a nice young lad, I'll sell him to you real cheap too

it will only cost you ... hmm lets see now.. it will cost you the hassle of hassling him to remove his vehicle from my front yard once and for all........

I think thats a fair deal.. you get an Ozzie newbie... with added benefits of living in the bestest tropical town this side of canopus and ursa major..and I get that blasted car out from under my bedroom window..

boys and their toys... arggghhhh

and you have to promise me that you will take on the role of a responsible parent and get him to wear jeans that arent ten sizes to big and don't hang down past his bright blue boxers ....







[edit on 18-11-2005 by Mayet]

[edit on 18-11-2005 by Mayet]

Ahh I have seen the jeans that show the boxers that speak of.

Getting them darn teens to wear properly sized trousers is a task that even ATS may find a bit daunting!

Is the vehicle a 74 VW beetl perhaps, because I should could use the air cooling shroud out of one. If the vehicle IS a 74 VW then we have a deal.

I will take the VW...and I suppose the newbie as well!

(note to self, oh what a deal that may have been struck today, a newbie to work in my coal mine AND a 74 VW beetle cooling shroud)

- One Man Short

Noob that I am (to this forum) please take me I don't eat much and I'm housebroken.

Originally posted by Merrisil
Noob that I am (to this forum) please take me I don't eat much and I'm housebroken.

But, the question is...CAN YOU WORK IN A COAL MINE?

If so ring me at elixer-408, it's a local call.

Although the duties may be light in the mine, I am dealing on newbie AND a VW as we speak, so I shall let you know!

- One Man Short

Originally posted by One Man Short of Manhood

Is the vehicle a 74 VW beetl perhaps, because I should could use the air cooling shroud out of one. If the vehicle IS a 74 VW then we have a deal.

I will take the VW...and I suppose the newbie as well!
- One Man Short

I am sure Ebert can accomodate that request.. he is industrious in that way

But for the coal mine..hmm well how should I put this..

do not allow him access to any tekken like games... and keep the whips and chains well oiled ready for use at a moments notice.

Ebert sounds like a vexatious little newbie to say the least!

I am sure he would be more than an appropriate fit in our coal making business.

As far as the VW goes, could he install the air shroud as well, because my vagabondo courtesan nor myself even know where it is located on the car, let alone how to change it.

- One Man Short

I can't even find how to post an introduction that says a bit about me so people might have an idea to whom they might be responding.
So, looks like I need to adopted for a bit.
Plz
skep

Originally posted by skep
I can't even find how to post an introduction that says a bit about me so people might have an idea to whom they might be responding.
So, looks like I need to adopted for a bit.
Plz
skep

Simply go here

www.abovetopsecret.com...

And start a new thread and go to town my young newbie!

- One Man Short ®

Total noob here.So fresh and lonely.Someone hold me

Lonely? Confused? Bewildered?

One year in and counting member seeks to adopt and guide any number of newcomers.

If you want to get involved in Debating, Podcasting, anything to do with Japan or simply need a hand to get going in the wonderful world of ATS, U2U me and I will do everything I can to help!

Counselling for Former Trolls also available.

I would like to have one... Doesn't matter who, but maybe one who likes the Aircraft/weaponry forums...

Thanks for the URL. I'll favorite it.
skep

Okay, I know what this is supposed to be about & I'm a newcomer Myself, but when I read that first post, I almost fell out of My chair laughing. My title to My reply says it all dude & duddettes...lol.

I don't need to be adopted, thanks for the offer, I'm finding My way around fine. Just can't wait to hit the 200th post, so I can get into chat. ~Evil Grin~

Oh My God, I adopted a noob, & he peed on My leg. Yick!!! LOL

Im a newbie with no fin clue what im even doing on this website please if youre looking for a real challenge pick me becasue im an officail card carrying badass

Yo funny man I've sent you a U2U, I'll take you under my wing if you want
But once you follow the dark side, its hard to turn back

i cant get it to work right could you send me another?

I'm definetly a newbie, although, i am not a newb to forums...i am rather intelligent, open minded, and up for anything

i enjoy walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and .......................


crap, i hope they don't make me wear a dress.

ok, so i'm not a chick.........but it's worth trying right?......the girls always get adopted first........

Hi guys!

I'm willing to be adopted!

What a nice idea you got there!

Virtual family and community!