I'd love to be adopted, but alas, I have the "gotta post more before you U2U anyone other than Moderator Folk" rule going.
I'm trying, I'm trying....really I am...but I might be in limbo, due to that weird "darn, I don't want to overpost and become a post-whore" and
"well horsepooey....there's so much I want to say..." enigma thingy.
FWIW - I'm fully toilet trained, ambidextrous (like that matters) and can recite every Nick Cave song ever.
I make a wicked curry, too.