Adopt a New Member!

My first post as a new member. I've been reading here for years though. Normally, I despise the social aspect of the Internet, but there are a few discussions that have popped up in the last couple of weeks I'd actually like to contribute to.

Hi ATS members, long time reader and could sure do with a hand getting my head around contributing on the forum

a reply to: MorningtonCrescent

I have no contribution to this thread, i just wanna post in rats

originally posted by: Nerdling
This is a great concept and i thank you for all the help you have already given me

Are you still looking to be adopted? If so, feel free to send me a message and I'll be happy to go over a few things with you.

I'd adobt you but I'm new too. I can't even post a thread on my own yet! That rule is silly??? I mean, come on, it's the introductions forum for crying out loud!

I am relatively new...

been absent for 6 years...

I'm still up for adoption though.

please help, i am inept

Hi,

Newbie looking for a adopter.

Interested in UFOs, aliens, world affairs, alternative stuff, spirituality and religion and lots of other stuff. You get the idea.

Oh well no replies. Weird.

a reply to: Mindspace2018

Hi there, just sent you an inbox!

I'm a new member who wouldn't mind a guided tour and some pointers T.I.A

a reply to: vinifalou

Thanks.

I'll check that. I'm sure I'll find my inbox soon.

a reply to: vinifalou

I found my inbox and tried to message you but apparently I'm not allowed to send private messages to anyone but ATS staff so I can't reply to you.

I really don't get any of this.

Logging out...

a reply to: Mindspace2018

PS. Seems I just received some flags. What have I done wrong now?

a reply to: Mindspace2018

I just gave you another flag for good measure! When you create a thread, posters can flag it. It is usually considered a good thing, not bad. It may best just to ignore all of the numbers under your avatar and just jump into the threads you enjoy and wish to contribute.

Can you adopt me

Hello ATS.
I have been browsing this site off and on for some time now, but a certain discovery has finally coerced me into creating an account.
I would very much like to create a post in the general conspiracies forum, but I need 5 posts first.
I look forward to hearing from some of you when I make my post.

-Guava

LoL... Who cares to adopt?

Hi, my name is Corvus and I'm looking to be adopted.

I'm a magician and will entertain you with close-up card and coin magic with a smattering of mentalism. I will perform the Sponge Bunny routine upon request. I also bathe frequently, listen to Ronnie James Dio every Wednesday and I'm semi-potty trained.

Enthusiastic to be here.

Warm regards,

— CJ

Someone please adopt me I'm new to this