Adopt a New Member!

Ok new people, If anyone would like to be adopted / fostered / loaned out to 'mama woodwytch' now's the time to step forward ...

I'm happy to help you find your way around and answer your questions (as long as they don't involve how the deep technological stuff works ... I'm computer illiterate)

But I'm kind and loving to strays and lost things.

If you want me to adopt you just look at the very bottom of the post ... click profile (for 2 reasons);


#1 You can get to know more about me (I may not be the kind of person you want to be adopted by)

#2 You can leave me a message saying that you want me to adopt you


Alternatively, if you have enough points you can click message and send me a u2u.

Woody

I'm new to this site and have a great interest in it but it would be cool if someone could "show me the ropes" XP

That is great cause this site is awsome and I'm new and it is kind of complicated so I'd like to be adopted.

Originally posted by monkeyman03
That is great cause this site is awsome and I'm new and it is kind of complicated so I'd like to be adopted.

All my other adoptee's have grown up so I'll adopt you if you want.

reply to post by Rising Against

Sure that would be great

reply to post by woodwytch


Hello ATS members! I've been a member for about a week now and I think I am in need of adoption. Maybe just partial custody? My schedule is a bit hellish and doesn't permit a lot of time to explore the site efficiently.
Thank you!

Monkeyman03 has been adopted

okay so all you Xperts out there on ATS im a NOOOB that needs a Braaand new Mommy and Daddy...i have a new child so i guess someone can take me under there wing, but i will be making a about me in the intro to see what kind of Guide id like....hmmmm.... this is fun and funny in so many ways.....great thread guys....like Mikey D's im lovin it.

I don't know if I should be defined as a newbie or not, figuring I have been around for awhile, yet I just don't post much. On the other hand I personally prefer to call my self an old timer, Yet In truth I can't even do that, is there an in between here some place?

I know I can't adopt anyone figuring half of the time I can't find my own way around in here.(so most likely I would get a new comer more lost then myself.

I guess all I could say to the new comers is just always go to recent posts, that is how I have been getting around ever since I joined.

Hilda

Been a member for a few days now! Looking for an adopter. Any takers?:

who wants to adopt me?? :p

I need a mentor, please.

He/she needs to know beforehand that I'm not from an English speaking country, that some of my questions might be outright outlandish and also know that I'm not a person that asks questions unless I haven't already tried looking for the answer.

Me too-me too!

Oops, see how I am--broke rule number 1 already. Guess I need serious help.

Anna banana

I am looking to be adopted for a short time so i can get a better understanding o fthe site. If there is anyone that has the time to help me that would be great ans thanks in advance. TheMystro

Hello, everybody!!! I'm completely new to this site, obviously!! I want to join like-minded people who, like Blade said: "The world you know is a sugar-coated topping-there is another world below it-the REAL world.", know what's really going on.

I also need to know how to put on an avatar!

I would greatly appreciate it if someone could adopt me! I need a helping hand!!

I have colic but other than that am a healthy newb... anyone, anyone.

I don't know if I should be able to adopt someone, ..... because to be honest, .... the site prolly doesn't need another D-bag like me.

but I suppose I can help someone out ....

what does adoption entail afterall ???

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anyhoo, ..... who wants to be my Somalian Child ??

... my "karate kid" ???

Hello ATS. I've been on here a week or so now, although i've made 40 or so posts on different topics I still can't seem to find a way to start a new thread. Am i not eligible yet or is there something i'm missing?

I'm not really one for rummaging around the small print, especially when there's so much more interesting information on here to catching up on. Any help would be much appreciated

I wouldn't mind being fostered. Someone to show me the ropes and niche skills needed for such a community.