Adopt a New Member!

Intersting comment that. If you dont discuss politics what do you discuss? Since almost all things discussed on forums such as this one come down to politics in one fashion or another.

BTW if anyone wants to adopt me, I am house trained and can do the dishes.

Yes, great idea. I am fresh meat and a new member. Just to put things in view: Im new to this embedding, posting, thing but I think ATS is one of the best out there.

I guess for me, I am trying to figure out the alien thing and how it fits into the Project Blue Beam and the difference between alien and dark spiritual manifestations.

I saw a doc about the Illuminati and Aliens. The conclusions this doc came to were that the aliens are evil spirits.

I guess I think both are possible and creditable, evil spirits and aliens.

Anyway....it nice to be a member here.

Best regards!

hehe I would like to be adopted since I'm new here

Think this is a brilliant idea

I'll adopt all of y'all, and put you to work.

so much time, so little to do. wait. stop. reverse that.

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sounds like a plan though...

anyone feeling the need to have some mentor/adoptor type deal, u2u me. the posting requirements for utilizing the u2u feature is not an issue when you're trying to contact staff.

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Thanks Crakeur!

Yeah right now Im a bumb; no work and looking for work. Gotta pay the gov't taxes.

What work for us newbies do you have in mind??

Um, I'm new and guess I need to be adopted please, this website is a bit intimidating.

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Well, I just jumped in without direction, but it's always welcome!

[edit on 9-10-2009 by LadySkadi]

Hey-yo! I'm a 'little' new here, lol, and may need a bit of assistance getting around u2u me or what eve' if you feel like helping me out. Thanks

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[edit on 9-10-2009 by emosun16]

I wanna be adopted, but I'm not going to fill this in like a classified ad, although I do enjoy walks on the beach but come on who doesn't!?

Who wants to adopt me? It`s OK I don`t bite and I am house trained!

Someone adopt me please, I still have a few questions, well mostly one.

I think this is a really good idea but... not for me.

Like, I do occasionally tend to get into trouble for saying too much of the wrong thing at the absolute wrong time. Not that I am a bad guy, mind you. I just have a problem sequestering my urges to exercise free speech when I should be happy to just have a place to speak at all.

Well, if I were to adopt a newbie and then in a day or two find myself on the outside of the gates without an entry visa, I could end up being ordered to pay support and geez... these are tough times. I can hardly support my wife, two girl friends and five younguns between them,

Can I get a 'Get Out of Child Support Free' card first?

My name is Red and you should adopt me for reasons of great importance. For one thing I'm awesome. Secondly, Im awesome. If you want more than that then read my intro post. =]

Ok I cant tell who has been adopted lately, on this last page, please feel free to u2u me if you haven't been picked up from the orphange yet
Cheers Zazzy F

Hey I just registered today but have been checking out the site regularly. I love how I can see/read something of intrigue, check ATS and find out others spotted the same thing, created a thread and without much delay everyone is helping everyone fill in the blanks.

Hope to be hearing from someone !

Anyone willing to adopt me?

When I have 20 posts I'll begin making my own threads but it would be great if someone (perhaps via u2u) could read through the thread I'm about to post... just to avoid horrible mistakes or things than can be interpreted wrongly or in two ways.

Or is the language barrier insignificant around here?

Can I also u2u you about questions, however ridiculous they may seem (as long as they pertain to ATS)?

Hi. My name is Jessia. I'm definitley looking to be adopted, or helped. Need some navigation. I'm so eager to learn new things. Just hit me up, cause I am pretty clueless when it comes to getting around on this site. Lol.