Originally posted by danamoon
Crakeur, thanks for the rope!
ops, I guess I messed up with it and I’m all tied now…
(anyone to enter this reply, please?)

I'm sure you'll find someone to help untie you but, should you need help, u2u me and I'll see if we can't get those knots out.

Scramjet76 is adopting me!! I hope to learn many new things from them and help enlighten myself with the wealth of information on this site.

I can't u2u yet so I replied in this thread so you could see......

i could use a mentor!!

Alright....

Does this whole "Being an ATS Mom" thing, require me to interact with GOO, Grapes, Vines, or Placenta's of any sort?

If not - perhaps I could be an ATS Mom...

- Carrot

PS. Adoptee must be able to hear and accept things like "Honey that Post was innapropriate, edit that out right now - you don't want a ban do you?" and "Sweetheart that Post was amazing - keep up the good work!"

Hello all! Nobody here! Looking for a good home! :
You can contact me at NobodiesClone3@aol.com. I have aim so feel free to message me there.

I should have started here when I signed up,sheesh!
I've always been a bit bassackwards

So...are there still adoptive parental types available?
I'm already housebroken,spayed,I cook,clean and am pretty paranoid about some stuff.

Newb here that would like adopting. ^.^ Rather new to the whole conspiracy/whatever thing...So yeah....I may be a handful.

I haven't adopted before, but I'd be glad to help.

If you'd like, I'll take Whitepaws under my wing, and teach him/her all my dirty tricks...err..I mean how to get around the site, and the like

You can leave a comment on my profile if you accept, the learning will begin shortly thereafter.

[edit on 10/11/08 by wisefoolishness]

oh yay. *feels special* Cupcakes for my new Parent.

OOOOOOOOO...cupcakes..
Sounds like this is going to be a worthwhile partnership..

Guess I'll go ahead and jump in feet first and put a hand up for someone to look out for me.

So in other words, Im brand new, can i have a mama or a papa to?

[edit on 12-11-2008 by KotetsuRein]

Parental Unit/Mentor type available here.

I'm female, over 50, educated and well-traveled but currently an aspiring Redneck living in rural Oklahoma. I know my way around the ATS/BTS boards pretty well, plus I'm around a LOT. Adoptee must be able to deal with occasional sarcasm as well as be willing to be tolerant of other ATS members and maintain civility and decorum no matter how ridiculous or bizarre others beliefs and opinions may be.

If you accept all of the above and need some help, guidance, or just someone to talk to, just post & call me "Mom." (and that'll probably be the one and only time you'll get away with doing that btw! )

Umm, hi mom? I'm only 25 so it's not that far fetched...*laughs*