Adopt a New Member!

reply to post by sasdagger09

---

Consider yourself adopted my friend. Let me know if you need anything or have any questions. I'll also be watching from the bushes in case the bullies start picking on you.

I'm sure you'll find someone to help untie you but, should you need help, u2u me and I'll see if we can't get those knots out.

reply to post by danamoon

---

ok baby

i will adopte yoiu too . just adopted mystery74

i will send you u2u

and since you got enough posts to u2u me just leave a comment on my profile

added you as friend, so you can find me easily

Scramjet76 is adopting me!! I hope to learn many new things from them and help enlighten myself with the wealth of information on this site.

I can't u2u yet so I replied in this thread so you could see......

reply to post by nisei

---

Hey no sweat!

I will send you another U2U with some starter tips.

Until you have 20 posts under your belt you will be unable to send U2U's to anyone but staff. During this brief period please contact me via your thread or U2U staff for any specific questions/concerns.

-SJ76

i could use a mentor!!

Alright....

Does this whole "Being an ATS Mom" thing, require me to interact with GOO, Grapes, Vines, or Placenta's of any sort?

If not - perhaps I could be an ATS Mom...

- Carrot

PS. Adoptee must be able to hear and accept things like "Honey that Post was innapropriate, edit that out right now - you don't want a ban do you?" and "Sweetheart that Post was amazing - keep up the good work!"

reply to post by CA_Orot

---

no honey
you don.t even have to find a guy for that nor change diapers!
it is the best way of being a mom

grown up children!!!

so bean ATS-mom

reply to post by orange-light

---

Alright....(as long as there's no goo).

OKay Adoptee's....tell me about yourselves, (Name, Interests, Favorite Color) and we'll have a chat further regarding the possibility of adoption...

Hey Crackeur!

- Carrot

Hello all! Nobody here! Looking for a good home! :
You can contact me at NobodiesClone3@aol.com. I have aim so feel free to message me there.

I should have started here when I signed up,sheesh!
I've always been a bit bassackwards

So...are there still adoptive parental types available?
I'm already housebroken,spayed,I cook,clean and am pretty paranoid about some stuff.

Newb here that would like adopting. ^.^ Rather new to the whole conspiracy/whatever thing...So yeah....I may be a handful.

I haven't adopted before, but I'd be glad to help.

If you'd like, I'll take Whitepaws under my wing, and teach him/her all my dirty tricks...err..I mean how to get around the site, and the like

You can leave a comment on my profile if you accept, the learning will begin shortly thereafter.

[edit on 10/11/08 by wisefoolishness]

oh yay. *feels special* Cupcakes for my new Parent.

reply to post by SilentOne

---

Hey Silent ONe Are you still looking for a Parental Type??

Just don't call me Mom, and we have a deal.

- Carrot

reply to post by CA_Orot

---

Yes I am, Thank you!
Deal...I'm probably old enough to be your mother

OOOOOOOOO...cupcakes..
Sounds like this is going to be a worthwhile partnership..

Guess I'll go ahead and jump in feet first and put a hand up for someone to look out for me.

So in other words, Im brand new, can i have a mama or a papa to?

[edit on 12-11-2008 by KotetsuRein]

Parental Unit/Mentor type available here.

I'm female, over 50, educated and well-traveled but currently an aspiring Redneck living in rural Oklahoma. I know my way around the ATS/BTS boards pretty well, plus I'm around a LOT. Adoptee must be able to deal with occasional sarcasm as well as be willing to be tolerant of other ATS members and maintain civility and decorum no matter how ridiculous or bizarre others beliefs and opinions may be.

If you accept all of the above and need some help, guidance, or just someone to talk to, just post & call me "Mom." (and that'll probably be the one and only time you'll get away with doing that btw! )

Umm, hi mom? I'm only 25 so it's not that far fetched...*laughs*