Adopt a New Member!

OMG I'm on page 102! I will never get adopted! (make that page 103)

I'm 39yrs old, married, love to travel the world and love a good conspiracy. I also love science related things and the unexplained.





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reply to post by Bachrk

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I'll Adopt you, if you ever have any questions or concerns I am just a U2U away I am quite helpfull and I don't mind ever responding to someone who wants a hand

Thanks a bunch! Does this mean I can borrow money and the car? Allowances? How do you feel about allowances?

I charge a flat rate of 300% interest compounded minutely on all loans, yes you can use the car but only for distances of less than 1/4 miles, (and you have to fill the tank each time) and there are no allowances without first cleaning YUK sector, horrible accident down there involving super adhesive and several clones, (don't ask)

[edit on 7/15/2008 by whatukno]

allow me to point out that the staff is always at your service so, if you need help, guidance or advice regarding the site, you can always u2u us or hit the complaint/suggestion tab to get our attention.

that said, I am also always willing to take on new adoptees. I'm one click away (u2u button)

Anyone looking for help? I'm bored.

reply to post by enjoies05

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want to run some errands for me? I've got some laundry that needs to be washed.

Ill adopt some one, any one need helps end me a U2U and ill adopt ya

Fox

I'll be happy to adopt one lucky member. Unless you're a twin- then I'll adopt you both. Let's not separate families.

Just know you will be excepted to do your chores and keep your room clean. Oh, and don't expect an allowance.

But I know site secrets. Pick me! I'll taint... er... I mean lead you.

Seriously, I figured out a bunch of site tricks and hints and have scoured and memorized the threads linked to from THIS thread like the back of my hand.

I will impart my wisdom unto one blessed apprentice.

Ok, really seriously: U2U me and I will help you out with anything I can. If you are too new to use the U2U system, leave me a comment on my profile to get a hold of me.

And welcome to ATS.

Well im back and id love to adopt another member
However you will have to be uber amazing to top my last one (crooked blue)
Just kidding
U2U me newbies if you need any help

Erm....what´s the criteria?
Am I eligible for adoption? Do I NEED adoption?
Can I bring my dog and 2 parrots?

reply to post by Psychopump

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You are eligible...and I'd be glad to take you in.

You can bring the animals...I've been wanting to start some sort of animal act to tour the world with anyway.

Let me know if you need ANYTHING!

nYk

Hello there,

I discovered this site by looking for info on Planet X and I was surprised about content of site, it holds everything am intrested like George Carlin used to say if its wired and hurt ya am intrested God rest his soul.

little about me, am 24 engineer from Bosnia&Hercegovina some of you folks might not know where it is or is it a country . I have bacheelor degree in computer science hope to get some good info on world scene that is happening.

Best regards to all

reply to post by Kvizak_Hadarak

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Hi K_H,

Welcome to ATS.

Looks like their are plenty of veteran members who could show you the ropes around here. If you are proficient in languages other than english (perhaps Bosnian or Serbian) you can register to be a translator.

See you on the boards!

Hey everyone. Noob here. I'm still trying to figure things out. Anyone want to take a Beatles fanatic under their wing? I got my first U2U and couldn't respond because I hadn't had enough posts. So to blubblub, I'm trying to catch up buddy. Anyway, someone, please adopt me.

reply to post by nowheremen22

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I'll adopt you Andy. Check your U2U.

PZ.

Looking to adopt more 'ATS Family' so U2U me if you're interested.

PZ.

LOOKING TO ADOPT

Hey guys!

This is a great concept!
If anyone wants to be my buddy I'll help you out!
Since you can't U2U email me at...

joshedis@live.ca

Sincerely,
joshedis

I want a Daddy or a Mummy,

NOTE: I Am Toilet Trained

u2u me with offers

reply to post by MrMillztar

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I'm replying to you here instead of U2U's like you asked because you don't have enough posts yet to reply to me if I U2U you.

Anyways, I will adopt you if you are interested.

Potty trained, too!? That's awesome! No stretch marks and they come potty trained. I dig this adoption stuff.