Adopt a New Member!

***RESULT!*** Thank you, thank you...I will be a good adoptee, I promise. Are there any rules for me to read up on...a thread of do's and don'ts maybe? I havent even made a dent in what's here yet, but I'm trying. And I make great soup. Not much use in a virtual world, I know, but it's a skill.

Hi people,

If anyone needs help / adoption then im available.

I dont think orange-light needs me anymore

Just reply on this thread if you want me to adopt you and we will get going..

Cheers,

JQ.

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Here you be caitlinfae... and others.

Index of Important Website Related Threads

It's agood one to bookmark for future reference.

Hope this helps.

 

Again, thank you....*sweating a bit now at all that homework*....will do me best luv!

Off to work, will talk later....

love all round..

Caitlin

I will put myself forward too! Any new member who needs a hand or help with anything.. send me a U2U and I will try my best!

hey john q i would like to be adopted by you

Hey, I'll adopt someone!!!

I'll feed you and bathe you and call you George

Of course, when it comes to ATS, I know absolutely nothing about how this site works, but I can offer a good home with 3 squares a day L7 L7 L7

reply to post by John Q

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That's funny, you've only been a member for 5 months. I guess that's an eternity in internet years.

Whats the point of that statement, is a person only measured by how long theyve been an ATS member.

I see by your comical remarks from your previous post your not really wanting to help anyone. This is a shame because someone with your knowledge and integrity could be very helpful to the new people here.

Cheers,

JQ

reply to post by BEhas69

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Hi BEhas69 and welcome to ATS.

Im happy to help you out

I will send you a U2U.

Cheers,

JQ

reply to post by John Q

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OK, you're right. First lesson....

There is a 'thread' button below everyone's post. After clicking it, you'll be shown any specific user's entire thread contribution. If you click under mine, you'll notice that my absolute first post in this thread was a genuine offer to help any new user in need if they u2u me.

My other two were fun comments meant in jest, and not to be taken personally.

Adopt me? I'm (mostly) house-trained.

consider yourself adopted

reply to post by Crakeur

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Me? Hurrah! Now what?

reply to post by Chewlip

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clean my car for starters, then do the laundry and while it is on tumble dry we can talk about the rest of your chores.

actually, I'm not really sure what this means. I do know you aren't getting an allowance so don't ask for it.

I guess I've offered to aid and abet, no, wait, assist you in any troubles you might have in perusing the site, dealing with the many topics, posting issues etc.

reply to post by Crakeur

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Hmmm, that might be useful.

That's very kind of you, thanks.








I will metaphorically clean your car and do your laundry - whatever that means

what metaphor. I have a big pile of laundry and my car is filthy.

I shall consider another adoption. Elevatedone turned out like...AMAZING!, so I am confident.

I'm the FSME of the NWO, check out the section to read more (click badge on the left)

Anyways, I shall be taking three new members this time. Education shall include;

• What makes a good post?
  
• Respecting T&C
  
• Chat
  
• Overview of each section
  
• Applause system
  
• Becoming a good ATS member
  

U2U me explaining why I should pick you and what subjects you are interested in.

I shall announcement my selected three in this thread on the 12th June.

reply to post by infinite

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eh? Sound like you've been watching the 'apprentice'!

Seriously though, any new members either leave me a message or send a U2U if you need a hand getting to grips with the boards!

reply to post by Knights

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No, just going to make some excellent members