Adopt a New Member!

reply to post by tobefree

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I got your back...

u2u me with any questions you have...you should be able to...

reply to post by theacaciastrain

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Look for something today or tonight as far as your avatar and I'll post you some links as well...

Semper

reply to post by semperfortis

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I'll be on the lookout. Thanks again for the warm welcome!

Im not new or anything... but if anyone wants to adopt me, just for the sake of having an adoptee, well.. I'd give my services to you. *nod nod*

reply to post by The Bear Man

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Do your services include grilled cheese making? How about hot pocket delivery? I'm looking for a personal chef

Well, they include, but are not limited to.

1. Chewing on things
2. Tearing things apart
3. Cooking, but then eating it ravenously
4. Making cake/pie/deserte bread
5. Grilled cheese fires
6. Barking randomly in the middle of the night
7. Howling at the moon
8. Uh... Bad things during full moons (Not werewolf.. just effects me in a way I dont think you want to hear about)
9. Free money that I throw up from chewing up wallets
10. Last but not least, territory marking.

reply to post by The Bear Man

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Hmm I think my puppy has most of those services covered already. Oh well, it was worth a try

Puppy... Yes, that seems to sum me up My girlfriend even calls me her Love Sick Puppy as a pet name ^_^::

reply to post by theacaciastrain

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I'm going to post the avatar I made here for you to use as it is easier for you to manipulate than on a U2U..



U2U me if you want any changes or something different. I thought this fit your interests..

Here are some links you may be interested in. I made sure most are current so just jump in and start posting.

Borobudur Expedition

Crystal Skulls

911 Conspiracies

Paranormal

And don't forget all the important links for smooth operation here at ATS..

All the important links

Don't forget to read the Terms and Conditions they will keep you out of hot water..

Let me know if you need anymore help...

Just start clicking and posting..

Have Fun

Semper

reply to post by semperfortis

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That's perfect my man. Thank you so much! I will be checking out those links and making myself aware of the T&C's.

Thanks again.

Hi names Mike (Dark Blade)

I have been visiting the forum on and off for a few years now but have never registered. I know forum etiquette, but not this particular forums, to cut a long story short someone adopt me!!

Fry: Are you my mommy?

Alien: Negative

You can contact me by IM or email.

reply to post by MemoryShock

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Thanks! My first question would be...ah, how exactly do I u2u you?

hey guys,

just discovered this site and joined so i am a certified noob but not too a lot of the subjects contained on it!! how have i missed this for so long

good to see that it is not all serious and a lot of people can have a laugh as well!

anyway this is my first post so just wanted too say a big hello and i am looking forward to reading all your stuff and contributing a lot myself.

cheers.

outbreak.

p.s. any advice before i start would be appreciated

HI EVERYBODY MY NAME IS ALLAN
I'M NEW MEMBER TOO

U2U Memoryshock

Hey guys I just found out about this website last night and have spent the last 7 to 8 hours trying to discover all the facets to this amazing website. If anyone would like to help me on my discoveries it would be greatly appreciated

Hello all....My name is Caitlin, and I'm quite new here, just since yesterday, and I'm not even old enough yet for an avatar....please will someone adopt me? I feel a bit lost really, and think I'm just too weird for most people most of the time, but I'm very polite and love to tidy up.

if you can't find a member to adopt you, you always have the staff. the mods, supermods, admins and owners are always at your service.

Thank you for the reassurance! I'm still hoping tho.....

if you're neat and tidy, I'll adopt you.