The ATS Pirates Association

Good Wag, With our power we'll smack down dem hatas

Amen my pirate brethen

Oooo...I mean...Arrrrr...I gots me a splinter from me peg-leg, do any of ye scury seadogs have a plaster??

PLASTER!!..... PLASTER!! tou dont need any plaster you need more grog eyyyye

yo-ho-ho and a cup of tea.....arrrrr *coff* *coff*...all that growlings given me a right thirst..*slurp*

ATTENTION PIRATES!!!! The time has come to protect our brethren at the TKA Clubhouse. It is time to destroy any form of opponents of our noble cause. Report in at the TKA clubhouse when you see this.

Yarg were be this clubhouse, yarg?

Everyone knows that the true enemy of pirates are Ninjas, as discussed on www.realultimatepower.net

Here is a timeline. Note that Ninjas have beaten pirates on more than one occasion:

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As you see, I have a horrible horrible secret. I am... A NINJA.

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So I am afraid you ATS Pirates now have some very bad enemies... in Ninja form.

I am hereby creating The ATS Ninja Association, direct enemies of the ATS Pirates Association.

If anybody else would like to join, here is how to become a ninja:

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PS: We are so sneaky that we don't even have an offical thread.

[edit on 7-2-2006 by Yarcofin]

YARRRG who lives by the sword dies by the rifle YARRRRG

Yaaaagyarharhar! Permission to come aboAAARRRRRRD, capitan!
Gyar! To be an ale swillin' pirate of t' high seas!



And woe betide any scurvy-ridden ninja that crosses paths with Bloody Dirty Harry!

[edit on 7-2-2006 by TheGoodDoctorFunk]

[edit on 7-2-2006 by TheGoodDoctorFunk]

yargg permission granted to ye. Make sure to counter the emerging threat from the ninja nation.

NUU! Dont tear me between my two loves! Ninja and Pirates! Why can't we just join together and fight the evil Squirrels! Remake the A-SP! (Anti Squirrel Patrol)

Hmm. These evil squirrels seem like a formidable foe for both of us. We may have to make a ceasefire on our feud and unite against this almighty rodent enemy.

Yes! We Must!

www.belowtopsecret.com...

There is the orriginal thread to it

In light to my duty as an ASP member it is my sworn duty to think of the wellbeing. In light of this new threat I as lead pirate will form an alliance with the ninja nation to combat the squirrel menace. Write up a treaty and post it to make it final.

I call the token old guy who gives all the prophetic warnings.

Arrr ye bunch o' yellowbellied sea dogs! swab the poopdeck arrrrg!

Pillage thee shores and bring back thee grog arrr!





pirates ftw

I am fully paid up member of Thread Killers Anonymous. I am also the TKA Clubhouse Mascot Fritz, the Orange and Ginger Marmalade Kittycat.

I am simply appalled by your sudden change of allegience. That you would willingly tear up our TKA and Pirates Charter and join forces with our sworn enemy the Ninjas, beggars belief.

I shall now report to our Benevolent Lord and Master, the Great Zaphod - peace and blessing be upon him.

This action was in response to the direct threat of the squirrel menace.

Did sumbudee sey

NINJAS!?!


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